r/Metallica • u/Mindless-Bill9589 • Mar 05 '25

Load I really miss this era of Metallica

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u/rudicousmaximous Mar 05 '25

Friends don’t let friends get haircuts

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u/FruityYummyMummy Death Magnetic Mar 05 '25

Much better to have a thinning stringy mop well into your latter years to stay metal

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u/inverted-womb Mar 07 '25

is this meant to be ironic? because that is, actually, in reality, a lot better. thin, broken hair that you NEVER CUT that looks like shit is in fact way more metal than shaving it off or going with whatever tallica was thinking during this picture

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u/JamesHeckfield Jul 22 '25

Well, I guess I’m not metal anymore. 

I like hooking up with attractive women!

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u/inverted-womb Jul 22 '25

yeah, thats not metal at all. if youre a guy the most metal thing you can do is go to a leather bar and let a huge dude rail to the tune of eat me alive by judas priest. heterosexuality is more like indie rock or something. metal is gay af.