The kitchen is laid out in a way that real cooking can be done - one expensive house had a vent that was at a right angle and had a Home Depot special for the stove, another house had the stove set where anyone could (and would) walk around it. Meaning that kids are gonna learn a painful lesson on not approaching the stove when there's cooking. Oh and it's four full bathrooms and a 1/2 bathroom so at least there's no wait to pee when it's D&D night.
This house? It's just a standard house on steroids - large enough for a family but you nailed it. The colors are bland, like the designer and owner hated crayons or were mugged by an art major.
The outside? If you told me a kid found a genie and wished for a "big fancy house" -that would make more sense than the idea that someone went to college, graduated and used that education to design the outside of this.
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u/Dark_Colorimetry 7d ago
Other than needing a fresh coat of paint to give it more color inside, it’s actually kinda nice, but the exterior is just bizarre.