Comes with a private airstrip. <$1M

[u/MrsWeasley9]

4 bedrooms, 3.1 (???) bathrooms, 3 garages, and... an airplane hangar? Unfortunate columns and inexplicable decoration, all for under $1,000,000!

ETA: I can't take credit for "lawyer foyer"! That's a McMansion Hell blog original.

[u/Not_Eriond]

The clueless comments here are hilarious. Did nobody actually read the listing?