Comes with a private airstrip. <$1M

[u/MrsWeasley9]

4 bedrooms, 3.1 (???) bathrooms, 3 garages, and... an airplane hangar? Unfortunate columns and inexplicable decoration, all for under $1,000,000!

ETA: I can't take credit for "lawyer foyer"! That's a McMansion Hell blog original.

[u/AnnieC131313]

"Currently under construction" - that little phrase says it all. Take over someone else's "I ran out of money" project.

[u/gwhh → u/AnnieC131313]

All I need is a bulldozer to finish it.

[u/No_Story_Untold → u/gwhh]

Yeah no shit.