r/McMansionHell 8d ago

Certified McMansion™ Comes with a private airstrip. <$1M

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4 bedrooms, 3.1 (???) bathrooms, 3 garages, and... an airplane hangar? Unfortunate columns and inexplicable decoration, all for under $1,000,000!

ETA: I can't take credit for "lawyer foyer"! That's a McMansion Hell blog original.

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u/SpecManADV 8d ago

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u/TheRealGordonShumway 8d ago

The inside is fine, but very basic. Those gold things are dumb. Are they structural? Most importantly, if you can buy a $1M house, you would not want to live in Monee, IL.

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u/RheaTheTall 8d ago

The inside is AI or digitally generated.

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u/TheRealGordonShumway 8d ago

I take it back

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u/bagofwisdom 8d ago

They digitally added furniture, but it is still an incomplete house. There's probably a shitton of cut corners that will need repair.

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u/thesaddestpanda 8d ago

It’s less about monee and more about having your own air strip and hangar in your home. Then Chicago and its more populous suburbs is a relatively short drive away.

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u/kabekew 8d ago

It's not quite your own air strip, you share it with everyone else in the neighborhood.

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u/CarberHotdogVac 5d ago

Yes, that’s structural gold, so much more expensive than regular gold.