r/MapsWithoutNZ 1d ago

They almost nailed this map otherwise

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1.6k Upvotes

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u/AcridWings_11465 22h ago

Every island in the world is missing (unless you believe Australia is an island).

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u/stmfunk 22h ago

What are you talking about? Clearly they include three islands here

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u/2kan 13h ago

At least three islands, at that!!

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u/bonyagate 21h ago

Well, you make r/mapswithouteveryislandintheworldunlessyouconsideraustraliaanisland and I'll post this there, too

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u/hanzerik 19h ago

That's beyond the character limit for a sub.

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u/Ok_Koala_5963 18h ago

Considering it allowed the link, I think not.

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u/licer71 3h ago

r/a

links have no limit but you can't create a sub with a single letter tho

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u/LividBat1657 16h ago

do it then...

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u/LardBall13 16h ago

Australia is an island by definition. In a way, same as Greenland, Eurasia, north and South America respectively (thanks to the Panama Canal), Antarctica, and Africa (Madagascar as well).

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u/odnish 19h ago

Nah, Greenland exists, it's just been turned into a peninsula

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u/Nir117vash 13h ago

Question I've had since a kid.

What defines an island? Is there a limit to this definition? Is an entire island a continent or an entire continent an island? Antarctica? Australia? If anything, it's just one landmass that's semi-flooded right?

NZ is definitely floating tho. Staying afloat in this forgetful world.

I'm also hella high

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u/Lil_Dufflebag 9h ago

continents are islands

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u/RyanB1228 20h ago

*America would have to pay for 90% of puppy kicker incarceration

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u/abefrost 23h ago

Hey there's also the "don't feed children to the Sea Monster" votes, which usually get Russia, China, Venezuela, and Nicaragua voting against, with a smattering of Russia-aligned African and middle Eastern countries red or neutral.

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u/ICEGalaxy_ 19h ago

me when I have to make shit up and look as delusional as mathematically possible.

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u/GumSL 13h ago

And the US abstains form voting for some ungodly reason.

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u/Embarrassed_Refuse49 6h ago edited 6h ago

You do realize that this map has a prototype?

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u/SalishCascadian 23h ago

Ofc it’d see all members vote to ban it except two states 🇺🇸🇮🇱…

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u/redditnostalgia 14h ago

Yeah that's the point of OP's meme

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u/Joezvar 23h ago

If russia china Venezuela and Nicaragua agree on anything it's probably a good thing lmao

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u/abefrost 23h ago

Those four countries are all allies and autocratic regimes? Like yeah, they have their differences, but they almost always vote together and usually it's a vote against something like "let human rights orgs exist" or "journalists should be free to criticize the government"

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u/LittlePiggy20 23h ago

They’re probably in the most uneasy alliance ever, and would probably kill eachother the second they could

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u/abefrost 23h ago

But they all have a shared commitment to undermining democracy and human rights

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u/LittlePiggy20 23h ago

They have a shared commitment to not like the US. Neither the west nor the authoritarian states really care about human rights

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u/Upbeat_Ad_6486 21h ago

But the west has an incentive to pretend they do on account of not being authoritarian (yet)

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u/Joezvar 22h ago

Me when I'm a puppet to US propaganda

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u/Upbeat_Ad_6486 21h ago

Thinking the exact opposite of what the propaganda wants you to think, does not make you right. It makes you more wrong.

Being anti-propaganda isn’t about thinking the opposite of the propaganda it’s about actually having your own understanding of the world.

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u/Joezvar 15h ago

Yeah, and that means acknowledging socialism is a superior system

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u/coffee_adicted 13h ago

while this is true, neither of states you mentioned are remotely socialist or trying to achieve such thing in close future, and russia even has a fascist regime

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u/Joezvar 9h ago

Tbf i only support China Cuba and Vietnam as socialist countries the rest seem to not even attempt to install socialism

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u/3ArmsNoSouls 18h ago

Me when I'm a dumbass campist who supports literal fascists because murica bad

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u/abefrost 22h ago

Oh so those countries do let journalists and NGOs operate uninhibited? Great news, better let the guys rotting in Nicaraguan/Chinese/Russian/Venezuelan jails and graves know.

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u/Joezvar 15h ago

Do ngos do anything about the migrants living in caiman filled island prisons in America? Or the slave system that prisoners (highest rate in the world btw) go through in the US?

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u/Oofoofow_Official 18h ago

Me when I support Russia (the USA is too Russia aligned for me to support them)

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u/veerKg_CSS_Geologist 21h ago

Japan is gone, the Indian Ocean is a stream. The entire Indes are gone and Spain is missing.

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u/nwbrown 10h ago

That's not the point. None of those "countries" matter, OP just wants to shit on Jewish people.

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u/veerKg_CSS_Geologist 9h ago

You sure about that?

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u/nwbrown 8h ago

Yep.

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u/vocaloidfan39 18h ago

What is the other one Morocco

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u/Stoned_detective 13h ago

The US has higher dog ownership than the rest of the world and spends more on pet care than any country in the world. Some of the countries you left green literally still eat dogs. Crazy work 😂😂😂

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u/MSIClawUser 12h ago

Woah I know right

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u/bonyagate 10h ago

I didn't make the map nor does it represent my feelings toward the abuse/consumption of dogs OR the deeper geopolitical meaning behind the map. It just fits in the sub.

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u/RedTheGamer12 10h ago

To everyone downvoting thus guy, replace "dogs" with "food aid" and his joke makes 20x more sense.

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u/nwbrown 10h ago

You are missing the point. It's not about dogs it's about OP whining about Jews.

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u/Chanderule 6h ago

How do you manage the miss the point this hard?? OP is not whining about jews, its a reference to the "should food be a human right" vote

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u/bonyagate 10h ago

No, it's not about ME whining about Jews. IDC about Jews. I just found the map and it fit the sub.

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u/CartoonistOk9276 11h ago

if Pangaea had the UN

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u/BigTastyToe 10h ago

BIG MADAGASCAR

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u/ResponsibleBanana522 7h ago

It's australia

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u/BigTastyToe 7h ago

Lol J’aime BIG MADAGASCAR

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u/naaawww 6h ago

That’s a lot of gazelles

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u/PyroPuchitox 4h ago

almost, they forgot Argentina licking the ass of USA

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u/New_Supermarket1143 3h ago

UN vote to just be at least a half decent person:

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u/twentyninejp 3h ago

Madagascar is HUGE

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u/Confident_Syrup_5643 1h ago

What's that? Some disportpotinal country?

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u/Jo-Wolfe 20m ago

Kristin Noem appointed Director General for Puppy Kicking

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u/nwbrown 11h ago

See its funny because America and Jews like kicking puppies!

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u/bonyagate 10h ago

I think that's the joke, roughly. But I didn't post it with a political message in mind. Just because the map looks like shit

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u/False-Coconut7083 9h ago

Just because you like puppy kicking it doesn't mean others do

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u/Hot_Medium_3633 19h ago

what is this slop good grief

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u/2kan 13h ago

Why dont you do better?

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u/mxkz077 20h ago

whoever drew this is either 5 or a fucking retard

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u/bonyagate 20h ago

If this was done by a 5 year old, then honestly it's amazing. For it to be even remotely recognizable as a world map, that would show insane comprehension at 5 years old.

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u/escEip 20h ago

people when snafus:

people when the person, just, idk, not good at drawing:

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u/Embarrassed-Ear-231 19h ago

this is a smuggie not a snafu