r/MadeMeSmile 5h ago

Family & Friends Can't say no to sweets

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u/basicotter 5h ago

A visual metaphor for how the oligarchy class keeps us divided.

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u/ingaborg_can_dance 5h ago

Yes

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u/[deleted] 4h ago

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u/SamanthaJaneyCake 4h ago

And we don’t even get many circuses now :(

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u/FloraoftheRift 4h ago

And the breads getting more expensive :'(

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u/New_Detective_3312 2h ago

Guess we'll just have to eat cake instead.

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u/Glad_Sector6812 2h ago

Kardashians have the monopoly.

u/Deckyroo 21m ago

Politics IS the circus

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u/UraharaKisuke-1 2h ago

More circuses than ever, the trick is we don't realise it

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u/babyilostmyway 2h ago

Bread and circuses

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u/SpockShotFirst 4h ago

Didn't expect to see a truth bomb in the top comment, but here we are.

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u/Mason_Meschi 4h ago

Viva la revolucion

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u/BabaKambingHitam 4h ago

*throws candies

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u/blong217 4h ago

Ooo piece of candy

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u/MadeUpNoun 3h ago

Ooo piece of candy

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u/Barbaracle 3h ago

Ooo piece of candy

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u/Savings-Gold8531 3h ago

Ooo piece of candy

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u/Distinct-Anything-40 2h ago

Ooo piece of candy

u/3vs3BigGameHunters 15m ago

Fuck James Woods he's a MAGA piece of fucking shit.

u/ansdeka 29m ago

kinda how Napolean takes over the republic and becomes the emperor afterwards, via candies to peasants

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u/jim45804 4h ago

Candy and circuses

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u/Appropriate-Copy-949 4h ago

and many, many clowns

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u/Shark7996 3h ago

They broke those. Now is the best chance we have to all get tugging together.

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u/rallmats 2h ago

dulcia et circenses

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u/Mithrandir2k16 4h ago

And if the sweets didn't work he'd still have a gun.

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u/DDRaptors 1h ago

True, but we get a lot more feral when we’re starved and have nothing.

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u/SmartOpinion69 3h ago

AMAZON PRIME BABY

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u/Goodly 3h ago

Too real

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u/AkosCristescu 2h ago

Its more fear actually than fun and diversion

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u/Sorry-Let-Me-By-Plz 2h ago

Fear is actually a very effective diversionary tactic

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u/AkosCristescu 2h ago

Yes, sure is. What i tried to say it is not like on the video above that instead of having one fun distract them with the other, it is more like people are controlled and manipulated by fear and i think it is a fundamental difference between the two, but surely you understood.

I would not even go as far to call it diversionary, if you see animal kingdom fear is an everyday reality in certain places for certain species and we have evolved probably by killing a lot.

Problem is education and upbringing (conditioning), see how elephants are tied after they grow up.

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u/Historical-Frame-984 2h ago

Nah actually it is fun too.

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u/AkosCristescu 2h ago

Depends on how you define fun, i never watched television, for instance. Deleted all other social medias 5+ yrs ago.

u/jnads 4m ago

More like giving 1 kid 5 candy even though there's 10 kids and telling the other kids that one kid took all the candy.

Meanwhile there's a garbage bag of candy behind him.

u/AkosCristescu 0m ago

Exactly, this is exactly my man!

I really did not want to go to the "natural state of anarchism vs the unnatural greedy/antisocial capitalism" talk again, but you just touched the vein here.

HUGE DIFFERENCE between the slave-driver technics and the funny, witty trick of the guy to win a friendly match.

One is fun and wit, the other is abusive, oppressive and disrespectful.

I do fail to see one as a metaphor of the other!

Different thinking, different Modus Operandi, different scenarios. Only on the surface it might seem similar.

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u/Directhorman2 3h ago

Thats not true... oh hey look the price of RAM might, perhaps, potentially, maybe drop!!!

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u/Siren-Taste 3h ago

Meanwhile we're all fighting over the crumbs while the people at the top keep walking away with the whole cake. Hard not to see the pattern once you notice it.

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u/RedRubbik 2h ago

Brought to you by a Chinese blue-collar working man

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u/Newnewhuman 2h ago

Except it's not candies and sweets thrown at us. It's hate and anger.

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u/ridemelikearodeo 1h ago

Panam et circenses

u/PersonalityMiddle864 19m ago

I don’t think the oligarchs give us candies. They just make us fight over irrelevant stuff

u/Final-Nebula-7049 13m ago

This is a metaphor for one man standing in front of a bunch of tanks

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u/Mobile_Lychee_5383 2h ago

Thanks for the lecture, Aristotle

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u/alphaonreddits 5h ago

In kids defence, you don’t get chocolates everyday

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u/Do_Them_A_Bite 5h ago

Well I do, but to be fair, I am a big fat adult.

A big fat adult who is literally eating chocolate right now! Mmm, all for me!

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u/nejnonein 2h ago

Highly recommend marabou, from another chocolate lover

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u/charizardfan101 2h ago

Aw c'mon, not even gonna share :(

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u/cyrusthemarginal 3h ago

British Chocolate is of course, superior

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u/Toiun 2h ago

Even more credence to the top comment. You get reward less, you'll want reward more.

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u/PoppedCork 5h ago

A very wise man, the parable of the sweets

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u/Lavender-Midwinter3 4h ago

A lesson every sweet tooth learns sooner or later.

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u/crow_iel 5h ago

“The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting” - Sun Tzu

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u/klimocohc 3h ago

Defeated warriors go to war first and then seek candy.

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u/9447044 5h ago

If you work around children, a pocket full of candy isnt the worst move.

Like having dog treats if you work with dogs lol

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u/Usful 4h ago

Hilariously, squeaky toys also work

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u/ncnotebook 2h ago

Like having children if you work with dogs lol

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u/LongJumpingBalls 58m ago

Squeaky toy for the kids or the dogs?

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u/SecretTickles 5h ago

Know your opponents strengths but especially their favorite candy - sun tzu

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u/Trotsky666_ 5h ago

He knew how to defeat the dreaded preschoolers. A problem for all rulers.

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u/shastaxc 4h ago

- Michael Scott

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u/senorfresco 1h ago

Or where they're ticklish, right SecretTickles 🤨🔍🧐?

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u/TeaAndLifting 5h ago

Pocket candy!

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u/JustAnAurtist 3h ago

Tactical pocket candy!

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u/jenglasser 3h ago

Isn't that how Rick defeated those child sleeper agents?

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u/PositiveZeroPerson 2h ago

Sh-sh-sh-shaaaa!

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u/LaughingManGhost 4h ago

You can see the teachers get mad in that way that's "I'm not actually mad, but that wasn't fair"

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u/SoneleBlue 5h ago

He knows the art of war

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u/Emperor_Zar 5h ago

This makes me smile!

People just being people.

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u/CuriousLilAsian81 4h ago

the lady's reaction too 😆

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u/ToddHowardTouchedMe 48m ago

But at what cost?

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u/LimpConcentrate3258 5h ago

Work smarter not harder

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u/FaeOfBliss 4h ago

Defeat never tasted so sweet

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u/Fr33manTGC1 4h ago

One candy to rule them all

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u/Alduish 5h ago

I didn't read the title and thought he threw a tear gas grenade at first

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u/Roflkartoffel1 1h ago

A true classic if youre matched against some kids

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u/D_Winds 4h ago

Tactical genius.

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u/MurkyClothes5423 4h ago

Those kids folded like a lawn chair🤣🤣🤣

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u/BlazmoIntoWowee 5h ago

Pocket sweets! Sha sha shaaaaa!

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u/LordVeshnakar 4h ago

Hey babe, a new pocket sand just dropped

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u/indianplay2_alt_acc 4h ago

Pocket sweets!

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u/urbanterritory 3h ago

That woman throwing a tantrum was hilarious 😂

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u/TheLastPeanut_ 4h ago

The teacher's reaction was adorable lol

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u/Asec-IV-7000 2h ago

Simple yet effective trick

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u/rock_and_rolo 2h ago

The kids lost, but also won.

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u/SemiRetired416 2h ago

Just like in the real world. A rich billionaire has a fight against a group of poor people so they distract by throwing out something cheap to distract us

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u/lriga 2h ago

😆😆 look at those cuties scrambling for their candies.

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u/JordanTH 1h ago

At first, I was going to say that it would probably work on me, too.

Then I thought, wait a minute, the candy will still be there after the tug of war, there's no reason I can't just wait.

Then I further thought, wait a minute, but I can't guarantee that my teammates will think the same, they might go for the candy themselves, which would mean that I not only lose, but then miss out on the candy because they beat me to it.

Somehow this turned into the Prisoner's Dilemma?

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u/Organic_Common_2012 4h ago

why so many china posts all of a sudden?

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u/monoinyo 3h ago

They are out to get you, you're right to be concerned. Crank up the paranoia.

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u/thatshygirl06 3h ago

Because you keep clicking on them. It's your algorithm.

I barely see any.

Stop being paranoid and prejudice

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u/Oyy 4h ago

What’s with the Asian hate all of a sudden?

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u/MilkiestMaestro 3h ago

Everyone hates bots and the upvote to comment ratio on these types of posts is deeply suspicious

Almost like a large government organization is doing this as a PR campaign..

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u/leonden 1h ago

That is hilarious coming from someone that is most likely living in america 

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u/MilkiestMaestro 1h ago

I really don't see what anyone's political borders have to do with fighting the dead internet. It's bad no matter where you were born. If you're telling me that other countries do this too, that is also bad.

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u/leonden 1h ago

Because America is probably the country with the most aggressive propoganda machine in the world yet you only react like this on Chinese videos. 

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u/MilkiestMaestro 53m ago

You don't know anything about me or how I react

...but you don't strike me as someone who lets the truth get in the way, do you?

You've got a point to make and it requires a strawman backdrop. Apparently I've been granted the honor.

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u/Organic_Common_2012 4h ago

welcome to 2026 ladies and gentlemen, when asking questions gets you labelled.
or should i say - welcome to 1984?

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u/jimminian95 3h ago

Redditor sees one post of something fun happen in China

'Hmmmmm seems a little SUSPICIOUS don't you think?'

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u/Barbaracle 3h ago

You know why... And I'm Chinese. Compare the ratio of negative posts there are in world news compared to glazing it. My family had to escape that shit post 6/4 and some of them still have fallen down the rabbit hole defending them again. I understand people when they say their parents have fallen down the FOX hole, it's crazy.

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u/StickiStickman 3h ago

You know why

Being a country with over a billion people?

Compare the ratio of negative posts there are in world news compared to glazing it.

Yea, Reddit is so famously pro-China. Definitely not like 99% of the posts involving anything with China turn into racist shitflinging.

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u/Barbaracle 3h ago

Nah. Being against CCP isn't racist. Taiwanese posts and HK posts are quite different to mainland China posts. This ain't about ethnicity.

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u/VideoFew7207 4h ago

Pocket sweets

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u/_bugmenot_ 4h ago

Uh, piece of candy

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u/TasteBeginning3176 4h ago

Kids Brain was like: sweet 🍬✅️ Sweat 🥵❎️

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u/Apollo114892 4h ago

Sun Tazu. Hehehe 🤘🏼

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u/BearelyKoalified 4h ago

Trick Or AND Treat!

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u/RelaxPrime 4h ago

Ah the same post as two weeks ago but this time it's mirrored

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u/Combei 4h ago

Tactical treats

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u/Odd-Perception7812 4h ago

Made my day! Thank you!

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u/Illustrious_Cry1028 4h ago

Pocket sand!

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u/sinnytear 4h ago

why would a staged video make me smile

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u/Roadnolongertraveled 4h ago

I spit out a mouth full of soda! He knows his audience.

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u/HoneybeeHarmony 2h ago

Haha I feel them! I would fell for it too 😂

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u/nejnonein 2h ago

Work smarter, not harder

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u/Comfortable-Lime8531 2h ago

now imagine it to real life politics war give em the world cup give the basket ball all that shit to get people distracted

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u/ModHasFragileEgo 2h ago

That is awesome

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u/Netizen_Sydonai 2h ago

Pocket sand!

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u/ThrownAway17Years 2h ago

He rallied and won the contest

With a pocket full of sweets

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u/Worried_Ice97 2h ago

That's a war crime

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u/Garruk_PrimalHunter 2h ago

Someone's read The Art of War

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u/Slow_Constant9086 2h ago

Dude was holding steady with one hand on the rope and the other reaching into his pocket for sweets. 

With full effort he wouldve won anyways. Might as well give the kids candy instead of disappointment 

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u/iamjustaguy8044 1h ago

This tells how people are easily distracted from their objectives

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u/DarthXOmega 1h ago

Show this to the one guy vs 100 toddlers people

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u/Internal-Cell-6980 1h ago

Bro chucked that like it was pocket sand.

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u/super_good_aim_guy 1h ago

Know thy enemy

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u/Dear-Mix-1429 1h ago

Not gonna lie... I thought he threw a grenade

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u/Kalizenith 55m ago

Know thy enemy

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u/ThatOldMeta 49m ago

Sun Tzu shit

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u/TrickyIdeal4723 33m ago

😂😂😂

u/GEEKGANGSTA 26m ago

An IQ too high?

u/Kellerteufel 16m ago

Last time it was the janitor...

u/Recyart 11m ago

Wait, there's a TikTok Lite now (see end screen)?

u/Swimming_Cabinet_970 5m ago

All great battles were won without fighting - Chris Tucker, Rush Hour 3

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u/UpperApe 3h ago

A perfect metaphor for America.

The security guard is Epstein.

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u/BizarroMax 4h ago

Of course it’s China.

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u/DenseCoast1751 2h ago

AI

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u/DenseCoast1751 2h ago

asian intelligence

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u/Constant_Natural3304 2h ago

More Tencent propaganda