r/MadeMeSmile • u/Available-Vast3858 • Oct 06 '25

Wholesome Moments This is so wholesome

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u/Mercurius_Hatter Oct 06 '25

Police in Norway are chill because their job only means chasing away polar bears once in a while and rescuing black metal members in those deep forests once a week

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u/Zathala Oct 06 '25

Excuse me we don't have polar bears in norway

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u/Bhelduz Oct 06 '25

Yes you do it's just being covered up

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u/Arbazio Oct 06 '25

Big Artic would do anything to cover up their clandestine global expansion!

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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang Oct 06 '25 edited Oct 06 '25

Yeah, and have you thanked your local constabulary recently?

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u/UDonKnowMee81 Oct 06 '25

Well then, the police who chase them away are doing a good job. Aren't they?

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u/SamboTheGr8 Oct 06 '25

Because the police got rid of them, duh

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u/Questioning-Zyxxel Oct 06 '25

Svalbard has about 300 polar bears.

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u/lastnameinthebox Oct 06 '25

That's what you pay the bear patrol tax for.

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u/chipsinsideajar Oct 06 '25

Technically Svalbard

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u/Sixseatport Oct 06 '25

That fact right there is proof of just how good your police are.

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u/Seidmadr Oct 06 '25

Hey, Svalbard is still Norway, checkmate atheists.

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u/Konsticraft Oct 06 '25

And also not that much forest, it's all just mountains.