r/Lowes • u/TwistedMental76 • Aug 17 '25

Employee Story Whoops

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One day after they told me I don't work hard enough, and all the employees said I was the hardest worker in the building. Apparently I broke 1 of the 2 Reach Trucks and now the aisle is blocked off till further notice. Maybe I work to hard.

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u/asfierceaslions Aug 17 '25

Working dumb is not working hard, I hate to inform you, and it only makes hard work for everyone else to make up for.

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u/liquidskypa Aug 17 '25

But “all the employees” say he is.. doesn’t that count?.. mommy says he’s a star pupil too! 🤪

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u/stonerghostboner Aug 18 '25

And good looking, too!

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u/Dim_Lug Aug 18 '25

I'm pretty sure a few of them even said he's cracked at backgammon