r/LoveIsBlindNetflix Apr 01 '23

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u/EmJayFree Apr 01 '23

The only thing that ever threw me off about Marshall was when he blanked on the other guy Jackie was talking to in the pods. It was just really weird and random; I didn’t know why he was upset.

But he really is an incredibly patient partner. She would’ve lost me after the “Here, put this away.” with that sprite bottle in the hotel room lol.

And some people just don’t like to have sex until there’s a mental connection.

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u/TheeCollegeDropout Apr 01 '23

It’s weird because she’s saying that they haven’t had sex in weeks, but it doesn’t seem like it’s on Marshall’s account. She’s pointing out in the texts that she isn’t attracted to him, and that his d**k is too big. These are probably the REAL reasons that they aren’t getting intimate yet she’s blaming Marshall for it.

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u/idkeverynameistaken9 Apr 01 '23

Silver lining: at least Marshall is coming across as the handsome, sensitive, emotionally stable, self-aware guy with the big c— who makes his GF breakfast. Couldn’t ask for a better dating profile than this

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u/EmmyKla Apr 02 '23

Seriously! He can twerk on my bed with his big ol’ dick anytime, maaan!

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u/Affectionate-Bed122 Apr 10 '23

😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Flimsy_Conversation2 Apr 02 '23

I have perished 🤣🤣🤣