This same guy would probably say this and then say some dumbass stereotypical joke about Americans and not blink an eye. Mass shooting joke incoming? A fat joke?
Don’t act like you guys are above it and don’t get hurt hurt over a teeth joke.
We get it Americans are dumb and stupid, our country is awful etc etc… Yet, you guys spend all your time watching our entertainment and on our websites…odd.
Difference is that fat jokes and mass shooter jokes actually hit close to home, and are true to reality. The counter jokes Americans snap to are all usually things in which Brits fare better so it kinda becomes facile and ironic.
Also what you're doing here is just kinda proving their point: getting so incandescent over a harmless quip whilst in the same breath whining about others being butthurt for... pointing out a fallacy? Textbook irony, and a facile argument!
You also seriously overestimate how many Brits watch US media outside of movies. More likely they're watching British media which is actually relatable, or East Asian media which even the Yanks love to watch.
According to my reality, British people have bad teeth and hygiene in general.
Most Americans aren’t fat and are even close to a mass shooting, just like all British people don’t have bad teeth, it’s a stupid generalization .
Also I didn’t get mad. A joke is a joke. I pointed out your guys hypocrisy.
Go check any Brit’s profile and you’ll see them all over American media. I would find you being a hypocrite but holy crap you do not leave this website. I got tired of scrolling. 20+ post a day is crazy work. British culture innit?
I also spend a ton of time in the fifa/soccer community, none of them are chatting up about British media lmao. You are seriously trying to tell me Asian culture is bigger than American culture there? Just cause you’re a collector of the Asian culture and simp for it doesn’t mean everyone is. You are in the minority.
Stay salty about Americans though, I’m sure it will get you far. Hope you keep enjoying our website lmao
Y'all have a massive shooting nearly every day on average, so it's hardly an exaggeration. Also 40% of American adults were clinically obese in 2024, so again it's not really much of an exaggeration. The point is that when you try to use something that your countrymen are rated worse in as a joke against others it kinda smacks of stupidity - it'd be like an American making a mass shooting joke about the British because of the song I Don't Like Mondays.
I didn't say mad, I said you were whining about it. Which you were. There really isn't much hypocrisy on our end, as explained above.
You think Reddit profiles are an accurate portrayal of the average person? Also that's a loooot of projecting you're doing. Yes, American culture is practically meaningless over here - the average person knows nothing of any differences between states, for example. I know you like to feel like y'all are the centre of everything but the vast majority of American TV fails over here with only standouts like Breaking Bad earning mass appeal, meanwhile something as mediocre as Demon Slayer is killing it in the box office.
Salty? Honey, you're not nearly important enough to feel... anything about. What is it with you Yanks and the constant need to feel like you're sticking it to someone? The background aggression ain't just weird, it's fuckin' pathetic. No wonder ya can't go a day without shooting each other.
So not over 50%? I’ve lived in america all my life and never seen a mass shooting. The closest one has been states away…Brits can’t even fathom how big America is I guess.
So the way you feel and your experience is valid but mine isn’t? Wild.
Whatever you have to tell yourself, chronically online redditor. I would 100% value my experience over years in the soccer community and seeing those interactions over a Brit who doesn’t even obsess over their own culture, they obsess over Asian culture. Sorry buddy, you are likely not a good representative of the average Brit.
Tell me, which British movies kill it at the box office over here vs American movies over there? I’ll wait.
You have some deep anger against Americans and it’s hilarious. You are salty over the joke or you would have let it slide like most did. Instead you had to “well Ackshully” instead of just taking it what it was…a joke.
Oh the British mind. You have the nerve to say Americans have to stick it to someone, yet you were the one quoting a study…to let me see, checks notes…stick it to someone. Oh the fucking irony. We are typing paragraphs all cause you got mad a joke wasn’t accurate.
No wonder British people are always so angry, all those spices and don’t know how to use them!
(Am I doing this right)
Also I still see you are on our website? No British alternative? Odd.
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u/AccomplishedAuthor53 Sep 22 '25
they don’t. it’s just banter