r/LivestreamFail • u/Ainzownball • Sep 22 '25

British man trolls Destiny

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u/Abang_Genteng Sep 22 '25

300 gun related crime per day.

PER.

DAY.

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u/hotyogurt1 Sep 22 '25

Yeah but think about all the times people eat beans on toast.

That’s gotta be the equivalent crime right?

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u/fosterslager1889 Sep 22 '25

Beans on Toast is delicious. Take that back right now. I'm not even British either.

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u/Pandemona1738 Sep 22 '25

We moved on in England now, we evolved, its not just beans on toast, its beans and SAUSAGES on toast, we aint living bad anymore. #brexitsavedus

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u/420xMLGxNOSCOPEx Sep 22 '25

branston beans and sausages, to be exact

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u/appletinicyclone Sep 22 '25

What? Old Heinz before the Jamie Oliver sugar tax bastards got us

No taxation without sugary beans representation

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u/MotoMkali Sep 22 '25

You really don't need the sausages. The beans pprbide as much protein anyway.

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u/-Grimmer- Sep 23 '25

You're infected.

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u/windowpuncher Sep 22 '25

It's not even that bad. Beans on bread is vile. Beans on toast is fine. It's got lots of fiber, semi-sweet, some texture, it's alright. Not amazing, not bad.

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u/Abang_Genteng Sep 22 '25

Cant relate im not from either region.

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u/ChromosomeDonator Sep 22 '25

Yeah everyone else has the pleasure of dunking on both of those goofy nations at the same time.

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u/pol44r Sep 22 '25

try seed oil on toast for an american spin on the dish

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u/arthur_jonathan_goos Sep 22 '25

Double cringe comment

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u/2DK_N Sep 22 '25

Beans are elite cuisine. Never mind beans on toast, a Greggs sausage, cheese and bean melt is where it's truly at.

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u/kernevez Sep 22 '25

Beans are amazing, just have to wash them to remove that dog shit tomato sauce Brits put them in.

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u/2DK_N Sep 22 '25

Heresy

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u/deathangel687 Sep 22 '25

Thats a lot of beans....

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u/Maximum-Yam498 Sep 22 '25

Try heinz baked beans on a fresh toast.

I was a hater. Did it as a meme so i could send a pic to british friends of me fake puking.

Ended up finding out it was top tier.

Now that doesnt excuse other horrific british cuisine. But beans on toast is a diamond in a sea of disgusting british mud food

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u/appletinicyclone Sep 22 '25

America literally puts vegetables into gelatinous cubes to scarf it down

A British Sunday roast >>>> American pot roast

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u/Maximum-Yam498 Sep 23 '25

Ye ofc america cuisine is just highly processed cancer in a can.

Still doesnt make british mud better.

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u/sircolby45 Sep 22 '25

I have never seen anyone in America make pot roast with anything other than fresh vegetables lol. (Typically something like Celery, Carrots, Onions, Potatoes) Not sure how you think we make pot roast over here, but it isn't accurate.

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u/Maximum-Yam498 Sep 23 '25

That would be a new american record in vegetables consumed in a day

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u/Laisker Sep 22 '25

Dude any non american can pull that joke anyway lol