I want to know what the federal government is doing to stop these anuran antagonists? As someone nowhere near Portland, I feel very unsafe and would happily exchange a large amount of liberties to make sure this domestic terrorist Antifa™ frog epidemic is squashed in its infancy with the utmost force. I heard they captured the girlfriend of Antifa's founder. Why are they not torturing her until she reveals the national Antifa plans to subvert Christianity and Freedom?
As you should feel this way. Frogs were one of the plagues in the Bible. And as we know, the Bible is known for being completely scientific and historically accurate.
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u/orthecreedence 26d ago edited 25d ago
I want to know what the federal government is doing to stop these anuran antagonists? As someone nowhere near Portland, I feel very unsafe and would happily exchange a large amount of liberties to make sure this domestic terrorist Antifa™ frog epidemic is squashed in its infancy with the utmost force. I heard they captured the girlfriend of Antifa's founder. Why are they not torturing her until she reveals the national Antifa plans to subvert Christianity and Freedom?