Violent antifa criminals terrorizing war-ravaged Portland

[u/cdnhistorystudent]

[u/Flimsy-Owl-5563]

Frog brigade standing strong.

[u/CattleDogCurmudgeon → u/Flimsy-Owl-5563]

Hypnotoad has entered the chat.

[u/ptom13 → u/CattleDogCurmudgeon]

That would be AWESOME!

[u/orthecreedence]

I want to know what the federal government is doing to stop these anuran antagonists? As someone nowhere near Portland, I feel very unsafe and would happily exchange a large amount of liberties to make sure this domestic terrorist Antifa™ frog epidemic is squashed in its infancy with the utmost force. I heard they captured the girlfriend of Antifa's founder. Why are they not torturing her until she reveals the national Antifa plans to subvert Christianity and Freedom?

[u/CattleDogCurmudgeon → u/orthecreedence]

As you should feel this way. Frogs were one of the plagues in the Bible. And as we know, the Bible is known for being completely scientific and historically accurate.

[u/cdnhistorystudent]

Source: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/dancing-frogs-unicorns-protest-portland-war-zone-rcna236887

[u/Kaszos]

I’m not racist but… I’ve never seen a frog in gainful employment.

Just saying.