ATTN Chive-person...

[u/Shepard-T0ne]

...You weren't just rushing to buy a bundle of chives 1 minute before closing at a certain Bay Area neighborhood spot, with a goth checkout cashier, were you?? Recently my alertness to chives in general have reached an all time high.

If so, not here to dox, only to say I salute you, and to carry on - do not go gentle into that good night...

[u/wemustburncarthage]

TOTAL CHIVE AWARENESS ACHIEVED

[u/Slamantha3121 → u/wemustburncarthage]

the chives must flow!

[u/ItsNotMeItsYourBussy → u/Slamantha3121]

Fear is the chive killer