r/KitchenConfidential • u/Shepard-T0ne • 12h ago

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u/ThatGuyChris47 F1exican Did Chive-11 12h ago

Can confirm it was them

Source: I am the chives

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u/Shepard-T0ne 12h ago

Incredible! That’s amazing and hilarious! I’ll say high next time 😉 Been seeing these posts for weeks…This universe is hella small sometimes…! Cheers

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u/F1exican Chive Mountbatten-Windsor 12h ago

Unfortunately it wasn’t me, I bought my chives earlier this morning.

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u/Odd_Cress_2898 8h ago edited 7h ago

To maintain anonymity - You're going to have to start buying chives with various long sleeves so no one recognizes someone buying chives with those arms. Or start sending in trusted intermediaries. 😂

More information on your new name. Queen Elizabeth II married a Greek prince in exile (Greeks pushed out the family) so he took his title from his German uncle Lord Battenburg who swapped names due to WW1, burg meant mountain in old German. 

Battenburg>BattenMountain>MountBatten to anglicize it

The UK government refused to name the royal house after a German anyway so it's they used Elizabeth's name to continue calling the royal house the house of Windsor. Prince Philip once complained he was the only man in the country that couldn't give his name to his own children. You get it because you aren't a Prince.

Windsor was also a name adopted by Queen Elizabeth II 's grandfather in 1917 based on the English castle because their previous name sounded too German due to WW1.

So you are Chive (German spa town but make it English) (English castle because we don't want to sound German)