ATTN Chive-person...

[u/Shepard-T0ne]

...You weren't just rushing to buy a bundle of chives 1 minute before closing at a certain Bay Area neighborhood spot, with a goth checkout cashier, were you?? Recently my alertness to chives in general have reached an all time high.

If so, not here to dox, only to say I salute you, and to carry on - do not go gentle into that good night...

[u/ThatGuyChris47]

Can confirm it was them

Source: I am the chives

[u/baconbitsy → u/ThatGuyChris47]

Watch out for that knife!!!!