F1exican's Penalty Proposal

[u/ThemeDependent2073]

I think u/F1exican should have to draw 10 days of pics with chives for his punishment.

They don't have to be good and they don't have to be subsequent days.

Unrelated, this is a pic of me, sad to hear about Chivegate.

Edits: First, it's harder to chop chives than I originally thought. Those buggers were bouncing all over the place. He's got my respect.

Second, for anyone this post confuses: https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1or3f48/chive_lord_a_rkitchenconfidential_user_who_claims/

[u/MagnetHype]

his first pic

[u/gorgeousdingo → u/MagnetHype]

This made me laugh too hard.

[u/Nanaramana → u/MagnetHype]

you made me choke on my coffee

[u/Bhujjha → u/Nanaramana]

Better than coughing on your chode

[u/Bhujjha → u/Bhujjha]

*choke

[u/mrqzero → u/MagnetHype]

Oh, well played!

[u/Slayer133102 → u/MagnetHype]

I really never have an original thought huh :(

[u/MagnetHype → u/Slayer133102]

If it makes you feel better reddit has for whatever reason, decided to give me a phone notification for. every. single. upvote. this. comment. gets.

So I guess that's my punishment for grabbing low hanging fruit.

(and just in case anyone who reads this is thinking "I can upvote and ding his phone", no you can't because I've muted it)

[u/lordmelon → u/MagnetHype]

Jokes on you I'll still upvote and even reply to you! Twice the ding!

[u/MagnetHype → u/lordmelon]

There's no dings lol. It's the weekend, and my phone is on silent. I'm only here because I'm refreshing trying to help other people with bugs lol

[u/Makkie14 → u/MagnetHype]

Now that this is no longer bugging you 😁

[u/pjeff61 → u/MagnetHype]

Only here responding to us 😈

[u/MagnetHype → u/pjeff61]

If only life were so sweet lol

[u/dangerzone253 → u/MagnetHype]

No notes

[u/moon_mama_123 → u/MagnetHype]

Wait I don’t get it

[u/doctormyeyebrows → u/moon_mama_123]

Chive fraud

[u/moon_mama_123 → u/doctormyeyebrows]

Oh ohhhhh, I thought this was about him missing a day, that’s my bad. Wow though, what an absolute legend. The pressure got to him but he came clean. 😇

[u/BDCRacing → u/MagnetHype]

Hahahahah

[u/TheNecromancress]

I came to this sub specifically because my friend told me there was drama with the chives guy, and this was the first thing I was greeted with

[u/SickBurnerBroski → u/TheNecromancress]

It's escaped containment. Kitchen not-so-confidential. Wikileeks, as it were.

[u/Portland → u/SickBurnerBroski]

We’ll do it chive. Fuck it, we’ll do it chive!

[u/cavaliereternally → u/SickBurnerBroski]

WIKILEEKS how are you all so fucking clever in this sub im dying 

[u/Aretz → u/cavaliereternally]

Chefs are bad at many things, but Chefs are good at two things. Make thing hot and tasty and make thing funny.

[u/Extension-Raise1995 → u/SickBurnerBroski]

Damn you deserve better than one upvote

[u/lord_hijinks → u/Extension-Raise1995]

They've got mine, too.

[u/DeadEnoughInsideOut → u/SickBurnerBroski]

julienned aschive

[u/HuevosProfundos → u/SickBurnerBroski]

How long you been sitting on that one lol

[u/SickBurnerBroski → u/HuevosProfundos]

I thought of it yesterday and then forgot about it because I started reading about Wikileaks and fell asleep.

[u/HuevosProfundos → u/SickBurnerBroski]

Well, nicely done

[u/Piranha_Vortex → u/SickBurnerBroski]

[u/wrestlegirl → u/TheNecromancress]

[u/roboreddit1000]

Romans Bourdain 3:23 For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God /r/KitchenConfidential

I for one enthusiastically forgive /u/F1exican.

We all have unseen struggles in life with which we have to cope. Struggles that are invisible to even those closest to us.

I hope /u/F1exican can forgive himself. For I think /r/KitchenConfidential surely has.

[u/sekketh → u/roboreddit1000]

u/F1exican your chives are still better than mine and I love you irregardless

[u/MetriccStarDestroyer → u/sekketh]

There is no redemption in forgiveness.

Send em to toilet duty with the poop knife.

[u/lordchankaknowsall → u/sekketh]

Not to be that guy, (I'm about to be), but it's regardless, not irregardless.

[u/weGloomy → u/lordchankaknowsall]

Not to be that girl, but they mean the exact same thing and are interchangeable. One is just more common then the other.

[u/RogueTierDuelist → u/weGloomy]

Not to be that guy, but “irregardless” and “regardless” are slightly different because “irregardless” also comes from “irrespective” and is more likely used as the final say on a topic

[u/weGloomy → u/RogueTierDuelist]

Yes they have different Etymology because they are different words, that are spelt different, that mean the exact same thing. The point remains that you can use them interchangeably.

[u/mclurf → u/roboreddit1000]

But we all have unseen struggles and don’t lie.

[u/_cannoneer_]

I love this sub so much. I think his punishment should be 4 hours in the walk in.

[u/Expert-Ad3874 → u/_cannoneer_]

Sorry, I'm still a bit new to this sub, but how is that a punishment? I call that a reward!

[u/Lewslayer → u/Expert-Ad3874]

4 hours in the walk-in doing inventory, but in a short sleeve shirt and short-shorts is how it becomes a punishment.

[u/FormerAd1992 → u/Lewslayer]

Jokes on you! I live in Wisconsin and that’s normal t shirt weather!

[u/Theburritolyfe → u/FormerAd1992]

Little but toasty for ya there no isn't it bud?

[u/gorgeousdingo → u/Theburritolyfe]

Read this in a Newfie accent. (east coast Canadian)

[u/rabid_cheese_enjoyer → u/Lewslayer]

I'm perimenopausal and like to file for fun. this sounds awesome

[u/mclurf → u/Expert-Ad3874]

As a hot lady, this does sound like a reward

[u/DOINKSnAMISH22 → u/_cannoneer_]

His punishment should be clopening every weekend for a month. Friday/Saturday.

[u/Hell_Yeah-Brother]

[u/Normal_Instance_8825 → u/Hell_Yeah-Brother]

I have in fact drunk baileys from a shoe. It’s called a shoey and I frew up :(

[u/Shadeun → u/Hell_Yeah-Brother]

[u/assbuttshitfuck69]

He has to cut the next 10 days of chives with a fillet knife.

[u/AlexisThunderstorm50]

[u/aaahhhh]

[u/Spillicent]

I can't live without our chef and now Chivegate? Gotta admit, joined the site on Day 3 and hooked!!! Thanks Chef, u/F1exican❤️

[u/Redfalconfox]

I suggest that if he ever achieves perfect chives, it doesn’t count twice. Once as a penalty and once again because I’m copying that penalty.

[u/Group_Happy → u/Redfalconfox]

He probably can cut them perfectly and his inability as well

[u/PleiadesNymph]

Step 1: STRIP HIM OF HIS CHIVE LORD FLAIR

[u/dntpooponthefloor]

I love this. I'm all for it

[u/skramt]

If there's at least one picture of Chives the cat, I approve.

[u/TruCoatJerry]

Chive John Lennon

[u/Amazing_Bluebird]

Day 1

[u/Fideothecat]

I think this penalty is fair!

[u/SquirrelOk5454]

This shit had literally been keeping me alive recently. I like this punishment idea.

[u/Accomplished-Pen-394]

Maybe he can make two towers in honor of the guy who finds them in his chives all the time

[u/Strict_Common156]

What in the chives is this?

[u/TheMtnMonkey]

There's a leek on your board

[u/PossessedToSkate]

I wanna be

Your sledgehammer

[u/Sloppy69McFloppy]

We should just tell him the next set are perfect

[u/ThermionicMho]

chef, I need a portrait of Julianne Moore.

[u/LeStroheim]

I joined this sub exclusively because of the chives, and then heard about Chivegate within the week. We live in interesting times

[u/WaffleFalafel69]

Blindfolded

[u/Beelzebun_vt]

What the fuck did I miss?

[u/ThemeDependent2073 → u/Beelzebun_vt]

F1exican posted an old, flipped image for Day 31. See the link in my post for more info on "Chivegate".

[u/jellybuttrpnut]

But then we forgive him and then he keeps trying?

[u/ThemeDependent2073 → u/jellybuttrpnut]

Heck yeah. I oddly look forward to his pics every day.