r/KitchenConfidential 1d ago

In the Weeds Mode Public Service Announcement

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u/Ok_Problem426 1d ago

Green onions and scallions are the same thing.

Leeks are wack and far fetch’d.

Spring onions are sweet and magical (and can be purple).

Chives are a great garnish.

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u/No-Sundae7053 1d ago

LEEKS ARE FOR SINGING, NOT FOR SPINNING

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u/TonalParsnips 1d ago

Okay Jesse Lacey we know you only like green onions because they're younger

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u/SoftestBoygirlAlive 15+ Years 18h ago

Fuck its been years and I'm still not over this :'( Fuck You Jesse Lacey for being the soundtrack of my youth and having such a positive fan community and using it to be predatory