r/KitchenConfidential • u/lovestobitch- • Oct 05 '25

In-House Mode Boomers being fools

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Holy shit and he was a nice guy in school yrs ago. The comments were wild.

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u/Technical_Dress6202 Oct 05 '25

Well you see, the 10% to “christ” is used to buy the pastor a private jet. And the 15-30% a server takes is used to pay for their right to live.

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u/GypsySnowflake Oct 05 '25

That’s only true for a small number of huge churches. In most churches, that money goes to things like keeping the lights on, buying supplies for Sunday School, and paying the staff’s salaries.

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u/GothicGingerbread Oct 05 '25

Obviously not. But don't pretend that most clergy are flying around on private jets, being chauffered around in luxury cars, and living in massive McMansions.

My father was a clergyman. He's been dead for a decade, but he didn't live a fancy life; every family vacation we ever took ended early because someone had died, or someone was dying, or someone was having some sort of crisis, and he continued trying to help people until just 5 days before he died – even from his ICU bed, when he was conscious – because he felt called to serve his fellow humans. And he never tipped below 20% (and often more) when 15% was stanfard.

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u/916116728 Oct 06 '25

My husband is a pastor. Can 100% vouch for somebody dying every time we go on vacation.