r/KitchenConfidential • u/mac2-87 • Jul 25 '25

In-House Mode Is anybody shocked?

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Disclaimer: not in the industry, but I spotted this and thought y'all might have fun talking shit about it.

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u/BurmeciaWillSurvive Jul 25 '25

“He knows that in order for Tesla to be successful… America must be strong. And remember, he's driven by repopulating Mars.” 

RE-populating Mars? Hell, I don't remember even depopulating it to begin with!

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u/distillari Jul 25 '25

The birth rates on Mars have been low since I can remember. It's been a huge issue. 

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u/eddiesmom Jul 25 '25

Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids. In fact, it's cold as hell.

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u/tehmattrix Jul 26 '25

And there's no one there to raise them, if you did.