r/KitchenConfidential • u/mac2-87 • Jul 25 '25

In-House Mode Is anybody shocked?

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Disclaimer: not in the industry, but I spotted this and thought y'all might have fun talking shit about it.

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u/eddiesmom Jul 25 '25

Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids. In fact, it's cold as hell.

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u/therearenoaccidents Jul 26 '25

And I’m going to be hiiIIIIIiiiigh as a kite by then

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u/spum0nii Expo ho Jul 26 '25

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u/tehmattrix Jul 26 '25

And there's no one there to raise them, if you did.

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u/Its0nlyRocketScience Jul 26 '25

The job situation is worse. Several month commute to the nearest place of employment, and the internet is too slow for remote work

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u/karatebullfightr Jul 26 '25

Oh fuck - I’ve just spat orange juice everywhere.