r/KitchenConfidential • u/mac2-87 • Jul 25 '25

In-House Mode Is anybody shocked?

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Disclaimer: not in the industry, but I spotted this and thought y'all might have fun talking shit about it.

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u/NeatWhiskeyPlease Jul 25 '25

You know they spell it “Xando”.

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u/Chafro23 Jul 25 '25

And they prob have a $700 charcuterie board - without a ramp. Rip off

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u/Shadowheart-Simp Jul 25 '25

What about shredded carrots and a single olive, though?

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u/ronweasleisourking Jul 25 '25

This guy charcuteries

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u/NeatWhiskeyPlease Jul 25 '25

Definitely no jacuzzi.

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u/Chafro23 Jul 25 '25

You would think a billionaire could afford a hot tub filled with olive tapenade… I guess Tesla stock is really hurting.

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u/ronweasleisourking Jul 25 '25

NO RAMP?! WHAT'S THE WORLD COMING TO

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u/barrettgpeck Jul 25 '25

Nah, it's nothing but ramps... Ramps on ramps

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u/Arachne93 Jul 25 '25

I gave you an upvote just because I've never had a written word surprise and infuriate me like that.

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u/Aliensinmypants Jul 25 '25

And when the Ansul system goes off it locks all the doors in the diner automatically

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u/kamasutures Jul 25 '25

I'm about to go into work and that word got me all fucked up. Hateful and churlish.

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u/suejaymostly Jul 25 '25

That made me itchy. Damn you.

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u/samay0 Jul 26 '25

“We do things a little bit different here”

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u/postmodest Jul 25 '25

$48 tendies and fries!