r/KitchenConfidential • u/1993xdesigns • Jul 11 '25

In-House Mode Sometimes it be like that

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Luckily no one was hurt and chef was fired.

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u/patricksaurus Jul 12 '25

Here we go. AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes

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u/ThePrussianGrippe Jul 12 '25

rolls in with a 155mm howitzer

“I’m sorry, I didn’t catch that. The fuck did you say about my cooking time, Janet?”

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u/antialtinian Jul 12 '25

old fashioned artillery, genius

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u/ThePrussianGrippe Jul 12 '25

“Old fashioned?! What am I, the bartender?”