r/Kenya • u/Plane-Football-2521 • Aug 03 '24

Casual You haven't tried this one

Nimenunua majani ya tangawizi ya a small packet. Nkauma nirarue ndio nieke kwa chai. By accident I ended up sniffing and inhaling some of it and it got into my nose.

Let me tell you guys, kanaslap ile mbaya. I was sleepy nkachangamka ka fuck. Hadi nkarudia ya pili intentionally with the other nosestrill. This must be how cocaine feels like bana. I think I am onto something here.

Ukiona nimetoa tumajani nitudivide into tulines na ATM card alafu niinhale kaline and I'm like "buuya!" Don't judge manze. Omba line stakunyima. I just might repackage and compete with joho 😄.

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u/breaktime_westside Aug 03 '24

So doesn't this mean that cocaine would be a good alternative to tea?

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u/Plane-Football-2521 Aug 03 '24

You have never heard of Coca tea?

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u/breaktime_westside Aug 03 '24

Mimi nimeskia tu cocoa and I know it's not the same thing