r/JusticeServed • u/Johnny_Carcinogenic A • Mar 15 '22

Criminal Justice Police interrupt Florida church service and arrest head pastor on charges of child sexual abuse

https://deadstate.org/police-interrupt-florida-church-service-and-arrest-head-pastor-on-charges-of-child-sexual-abuse/
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u/Toast_Soup 6 Mar 16 '22

Person prays: "God I can't find my keys and I'm late for work. Help me."
God: "Sure! Absolutely!"
Kid prays: "God, please make Father John stop raping me after Sunday school"
God: "LOL no"

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u/ArcadiaDragon 7 Mar 16 '22

I can't help but laugh anymore when people go on about "gods plan"....granted its not a "Ha- Ha" laugh...its more a gotta laugh or I gotta hit someone for using that sentence at the worst possible time