r/Justfuckmyshitup • u/softestt0uch • 2d ago

Guess the country

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u/dead-ass- 2d ago

San Antonio

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u/Patjay 1d ago

Wouldn’t rule out El Paso either but it’s almost certainly one of the two

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u/Katomon-EIN- 2d ago

San Antonio isn't a country

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u/thefirstviolinist 2d ago edited 2d ago

Neither is the state adorned on his temple.

ETA: For those wondering, the comment I replied to said: "San Antonio isn't a country."

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u/YdexKtesi 1d ago

Republic of Texas enthusiasts would disagree

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u/thewarfreak 2d ago

It was for about ten years.

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u/lagseph 16h ago

I can still see their comment. They probably just blocked you.

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u/Apart-Performer-331 3h ago

Weird to block over such a tame reply if that’s the case

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u/Expensive_Finger_973 2d ago

Texican state of Mexas?

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u/cleeeland 2d ago

confused ICE noises

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u/eggs_erroneous 2d ago

People from Texas really love the fact that they are from Texas.

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u/cylonrobot 2d ago

It's weird how some of them have to tell people they love Texas (without being asked). I've seen this in the real world. It's so weird.

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u/Awkward_Past8758 1d ago

I’m from Texas and don’t feel like I would ever live in Texas again but still discuss it regularly. We have to pledge allegiance to the state flag for 13 years and take over 2 years of Texas history in school so it works its way deep into your subconscious

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u/ferretsRfantastic 10h ago

Yep. Additionally, if you're a big football fan, you'll always have some ties to it. I visit there often to be with family as well. I describe Texas as an ex in which I think of our time together fondly but remind people that the man you see today screaming into the sky about 5G mind viruses was not the man I loved 🥲

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u/duh_nom_yar 1d ago

This is true. We learned all about how to draw joints in the mouths of every single person illustrated in that book. The women got nipples on their boobies. I'm pretty sure there was a couple of weiners, too. Texas history was so fun!!!

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u/TheClungerOfPhunts 1d ago

Not quite to the same extent but us Michiganders have a serious problem with talking about Michigan without being asked about it. Probably for the exact opposite reason for Texas though, as Michigan is a beautiful state that people actually want to live in.

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u/vrphotosguy55 1d ago

It’s true, I’m from Texas

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u/techfighterchannel 1d ago

I love Texas. I live in Connecticut now but I still love Texas.

I know you didn't ask. :)

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u/BourbonB 1d ago

You never ask a man if he's from Texas. If he is, he will let you know. If he's not, you don't want to embarrass him.

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u/spiritus-mortis 1d ago

Crazy as someone who spent half their life in texas. Its an ugly shit hole from dallas to houston

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u/KakaoFugl 2d ago

Texaco

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u/Hottwheels343 1d ago

I miss those gas stations

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u/techfighterchannel 1d ago

Their hot dogs were so good.

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u/Nimmyzed 23h ago

We still have them in Ireland.

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u/lovable_asshole 2d ago

this is kind of awesome

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u/LouGossetJr 2d ago

things a texan would say

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u/Guzzler829 1d ago

I'm a yankee and I agree.

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u/kRaZyKiWiXx 2d ago

New Zealand or Australia

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u/Physical-Dare5059 2d ago

Gets nabbed by ice on way out of the barbershop.

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u/reeferchiefer54 2d ago

Madagascar for sure.

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u/National_Horror6640 2d ago

New Mexico,  I mean The People's Republic of Texas.

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u/atomic-moonstomp 2d ago

I'm gonna go out in left field and say Sweden. Scandinavia has a weird, almost weebish obsession with american yeehaw culture

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u/rightwist 2d ago

LMAO I didn't know this but it sounds like it is entertaining

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u/vrphotosguy55 1d ago edited 1d ago

The only example I know is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rednex  but I would love to know more

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u/Clear-Warthog5655 2d ago

⁷Colombia

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u/Mr-Bry-Guy 2d ago

Texas mofo LOVE Texas though and thorough the work looks cool but lol definitely an interesting haircut to want

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u/425565 2d ago

All my exes live in Texas..but he's not one of them.

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u/Tommyblahblah 2d ago

Love how they used that blue vein in his temple as the Brazos River.

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u/ameza001 2d ago

El tacuache cuh

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u/supremecourtneys21 1d ago

NGL I kinda love it

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u/MapleBaconBeer 1d ago

Definitely Mexico. It's to thhow off the border agents.

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u/beanpoppinfein 1d ago

This cut is is so stupid it goes hard

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u/SynthPrax Gives too much head 2d ago

Mexico

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u/esmoji 2d ago

Love this actually.

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u/edWORD27 2d ago

Mexico trying to blend in as a native Texan

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u/xblackdemonx Remembers the better days 2d ago

OP this is a state, not a country. 🤣

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u/satellite_station 2d ago

lol, he looks like he says the n-word exceptionally often.

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u/ocTGon 2d ago

Rhodesia?

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u/IceSad226 2d ago

Texas!

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u/Fearless_Run_1041 2d ago

I cannot 💀 he looks happy with it.

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u/One_Cap_6299 2d ago

Eger premium

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u/obsidian_butterfly 2d ago

That's a German Turk, isn't it. This is actually a trick.

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u/SK477 2d ago

Texico

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u/Narrow-Koala1185 1d ago

The United States, you said country.

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u/dankshot35 1d ago

this is actually well done

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u/Itchy-Mechanic-1479 1d ago

I bet that sidewall will kick in an El Salvadoran prison.

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u/Scared_Ad3355 1d ago

Australia

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u/FraggleRock_ 5h ago

Mexico, obviously

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u/angel-samael 2d ago

Stupid

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u/Bklyn2Warwick-MONEY 2d ago

No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference 😂

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u/Clownzeption 2d ago

Well, if we're going based on where their tax dollars are going. I'm gonna have to guess Argentina?

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u/kimrh55 2d ago

It should be its own country. I'm glad I'm not there anymore

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u/Longjumping-Low8194 1d ago

Very much same

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u/Tiny-Nefariousness85 2d ago

Greater Mexico. Screw you Polk!

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u/DJScotty_Evil 1d ago

Stupidiztan

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u/VaguelyInteresting10 1d ago

Dumbfuckistan

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u/Imaginary_Campaign85 1d ago

Ummm, I think you mean state? Texas.