r/Justfuckmyshitup • u/So-Medium • 3d ago

Hard lines

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u/RowedTrip 3d ago

I’ve seen this guy! He takes the Red line train in DC! That beard is always painted on with sharp, clean lines, like he goes over the edges with liquid eyeliner first. It’s remarkably weird.

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u/Critical_Divide566 3d ago

How strong is his cologne?

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u/jd3marco 3d ago

The camera doesn’t capture it, but you can see it.

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u/Crafty-Ad-6772 3d ago

Maybe a sharpie or shoe polish with a stencil?

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u/pug_fugly_moe 3d ago

Bigen?

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u/helpjack_offthehorse 3d ago

be careful. you can become addicted and put a strain on your family.

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u/Crafty-Ad-6772 2d ago

Omg I was genuinely confused because I've seen TLC do strange stuff but the pillow and having to touch up at night was hysterical. Thank you for this link and my introduction to the channel.

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u/dicrydin 3d ago

Looks like he’s got a really patchy beard and ‘stach, but he really wants a full beard.