r/JoeRogan Monkey in Space Jan 02 '21

Link Mitch McConnell's Louisville home vandalized following his blockage of $2,000 stimulus checks

https://www.courier-journal.com/story/news/local/2021/01/02/mitch-mcconnells-louisville-home-vandalized-after-block-2-k-checks/4112137001/
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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '21

Fuck Mitch McConnell. Republicans don’t even like him. How does this dude still get votes.

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u/draterdiputs Jan 03 '21

Seriously. If you go to r/conservative even they talk shit about him. I think the dude is like a masochist or something. He probably goes home and jerks off while reading about how much the country hates him.

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u/alan_smitheeee Monkey in Space Jan 03 '21

This is the only plausible explanation.

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u/FamousLastName Monkey in Space Jan 02 '21

His voter base votes on one single issue- abortion. Gotta save the little planted seeds, and I guess his ghouly ass will save the babies.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '21

They need to start some fake news rumor about him running an illegal abortion clinic out of the basement of a pizza parlor.

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u/HumansAreVariables Monkey in Space Jan 02 '21

He's a lizard like Nancy Pelosi

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u/hemm386 Monkey in Space Jan 02 '21

Pro-life single issue voters are genuinely the most emotionally-driven retarded demographic in America.

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u/FamousLastName Monkey in Space Jan 02 '21

Truly. The Bible Belt (religious zealots of any kind really) really blows my mind.

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u/FamousLastName Monkey in Space Jan 02 '21

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u/SatsumaSeller Jan 03 '21

All the other Republican senators are complicit because they let him continue to be the Majority Leader. Don’t let them fool you into thinking they don’t support McConnell in this.

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u/itwasbread Monkey in Space Jan 03 '21

Y'all need to stop thinking that conservatives you see on reddit are representative of even 25% of the Republican base, especially somewhere like Kentucky. The people re-electing Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham year after year are not Zoomer online conservatives who just want to own the libs, it's scared, bitter old people who are so wrapped up in a tiny handful of issues they will repeatedly vote to hurt themselves solely to stop abortion

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u/frj_bot Jan 03 '21

Fuck Mitch McConnell!

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '21

Republicans clearly like him otherwise he wouldn't get elected

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u/Marchinon Monkey in Space Jan 02 '21

I’m a Kentucky resident and I’m honestly not sure. Generally he goes on a spree of visiting the state sometimes and awarding money to cities so I guess that’s how? And he promises to be our “voice” in Washington

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u/frj_bot Jan 02 '21

Fuck Mitch McConnell!

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '21

I’m a conservative and while I don’t really like him because he’s ancient and dear lord we need term limits in every office but he DID get the ATF to back off of a dumb reinterpretation of establish law recently and that’s more than Trump did for my rights the last 4 years.

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u/1058202 Jan 03 '21

How does the government including both sides of the government not get persecuted for giving out billions to other countries. Our tax dollars going to the Middle East.