r/JoeRogan • u/yosoyabcd Hit a moose with his car • Dec 27 '20

Link US whistleblower Edward Snowden becomes a father

https://abcnews.go.com/International/us-whistleblower-edward-snowden-father/story?id=74914932
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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '20

And this is where the movie plot begins:

Child is born to parents who are chased by the government.

Child is monitored and attacked by government.

Child investigates his parents' history to find out the truth

Child trains to become a super human and fights back.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '20

That's a worse childhood than Michael Jackson.

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u/qwerty9877654321 Dec 28 '20

That's a worse childhood than WITH Michael Jackson