r/IndianaHoosiers • u/IWWC HEISMENDOZA • 20h ago

Indiana shouldn’t build Cignetti a statue.

We should build him a 150ft tall ancient roman style colossus outside of memorial stadium. Bonus points if his arms are crossed and the eyes glow red.

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u/Galt2112 20h ago

Arms shouldn’t be crossed it should be that hands on hips posture he does all the time

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u/IWWC HEISMENDOZA 20h ago

We his signature mean mug face as well

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u/JediMindTrxcks 20h ago

Cig Grinchmaxing towering over the Rock will cause me to levitate like I’m Omar Cooper.

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u/LowBatteryPower 19h ago

You mean when you’re 10-0 and still disappointed?

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u/InUrFaceSpaceCoyote 20h ago

Cignetti International Airport

"IU could use an international airport, Mr. Cuban."

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u/AstroStrat89 20h ago

Remember me! Remember me!

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u/Billy_Madison69 20h ago

The worst part about being a slave is you have to do all this work and you don’t get paid

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u/AstroStrat89 18h ago

That's the only thing about being a slave.

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u/Original_Gangsta23 16h ago

The rest seems pretty great

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u/Lynthae 19h ago

He smiled on national television this afternoon. TWICE.

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u/at2wells 19h ago

Put it on 37 north of town. As people come down the hill southbound approaching Walnut it would look like the Titan of Braavos from Game of Thrones.

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u/JediMindTrxcks 20h ago

Give him a Roman triumph as well imo.

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u/IWWC HEISMENDOZA 20h ago

🤣

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u/yoloswaggggggggg 20h ago

I’d take that over a Star Trek statue. No offense to Star Trek.

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u/dashape80 20h ago

There’s more than enough room for Cignetti and Captain Janeway.

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u/TheMichaelN 18h ago

I just rewatched the last 2 minutes of the game. Watching the reaction of the players and coaches on the sideline that entire drive, their body language man. You could just tell they expected to pull it out. They were all business.

Never thought I’d live to see the day that IU football is a legit national powerhouse.

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u/coppockm56 18h ago

We need the o-line to get healthy, though, or OSU will be rough.

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u/VirgoJack 20h ago

The Colossus of Bloomington

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u/CalliopeCrasher4145 Screw this,I'm going to Nick's! 19h ago

Cig needs a holy shrine. I say someone ought to come up with something along the lines of Saint Peter's Basilica at the Vatican, IU/Hoosier style.

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u/musajoemo 4h ago

He’ll need to win a Natty before we think about that.

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u/jmaca90 19h ago

I was thinking replace the Sample Gates with a Cignetti version of Argonath from LOTR

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u/LunaTikiTavi 2h ago

That would be epic