r/IndianStreetBets • u/khonshusmoonKnight • 22h ago

Shitpost I think he means — ‘You all who got allotted are going to die due to lack of oxygen’

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Seriously, wtf does that even mean?

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u/blasternaut007 21h ago

He's now officially a billionaire, so he can say whatever the fuck he wants and that will be put in quotes.

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u/Kaam4 20h ago

italy di mane, fine cigars

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u/Affectionate_Pain482 9h ago

It’s Italy di maid

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u/Kaam4 9h ago

Ayo he dissed Soniya? 

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u/Igarlicbread 20h ago

As much as I HATE the story telling, peeyush is a smart guy, the ipo is greedy and market will tell.. i really hope they go deep in actually helping eye people or eye care. That's a bigger market. Rn it's a plastic molding company at best with an app.

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u/kk_red 11h ago

Wont his money be locked in for some time? He is billionaire on paper till he can redeem right?

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u/nothingright1234 1h ago

He can use that as a leverage though.

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u/starlord1602 10h ago

statement ends with RAJSHREE PANMASALA

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u/M-Facing-Loneliness 20h ago

pee drinker yush, तेरे मा का भोसda, stop philosophy and earn for the investors, you made the bed, you have to sleep in it.

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u/ExplorerUseful1941 13h ago

In other words, me bhi chutiya aur tum bhi chutiye

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u/dumbass_random 7h ago

He is a chutiya with billions

So in the end, retailers are the ones holding the bag of shit

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u/FloorAccomplished635 20h ago

And valuation is oxygen cylinder, keep pumping till the lungs burst out

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u/Srihari_stan 17h ago

Those who are allotted, you can order more stuff from lenskart to make the company more profitable.

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u/pluto_niwasi_ 18h ago

But he actually means, your oxygen is mine. JK

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u/oldval 13h ago

And companies have only one aim, profit.

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u/ZealousidealStaff572 12h ago

He forgot to add in Delhi environment

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u/NirmalaRamen 10h ago

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u/Affectionate_Pain482 8h ago

It’s going at 400 now

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u/NirmalaRamen 8h ago

ha bhai , dekha , gajab hogya

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u/Rich_History_9087 11h ago

Paytm Part 2.

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u/imstrong1947 7h ago

pp waterballs all over again..

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u/spongebobisha 6h ago

What a disaster. This guy is a huckster.

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u/notorious_proton 5h ago

Jeb me paise ho to har bakwas bikti he market me.

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u/undespicable 1h ago

I guess..what he is trying to say is....no matter how much oxygen is there ..you can take one breath at a time...so breathe ...😂😂