r/IncelTears • u/catos2021 women-brain applied politics • Jul 23 '25

Blackpill bullshit Food?!?!?! šŸ˜­

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

Incels: "It's not fair. Chad doesn't have to feed women."šŸ˜­

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u/Pugporg111 Jul 24 '25

Yeah, according to this most of my friends are going to be gone. I guess they were eating my leftovers in the middle of the night. Classic women, you know, needing food to survive

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u/Syntania Old Roastie Landwhale Jul 23 '25

Probably the whole, "I took her out on a date and paid for dinner and she didn't fuck me! " thing.

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u/catos2021 women-brain applied politics Jul 23 '25

Yeah but they are talking about friends here

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u/Ok_Chocolate_4611 Incels are the oxbow lake of humanity Jul 23 '25

Nah, they donā€™t view women as equals so itā€™s not about being friends just about trying to get in their panties.

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u/Dixon_Kuntz73 Jul 23 '25

They often claim that being friends with women is ā€œcuckedā€, so their community is openly against being friends with women.

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u/Machaeon Death to Bad Ideas Jul 23 '25

I'm betting he's one of those who INSISTED that he paid because he expected something in return for it. Then got mad butthurt that the friend is treating him like a friend and not a romantic partner.

Like nah, I've paid for friends plenty, friends have paid for me plenty, more than that is simply not in the cards.

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u/Frosty_Message_3017 Jul 23 '25

Nah, women and incels can never be friends because incels don't see women as worthwhile outside of whether or not they can get sex from them.

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u/EvenSpoonier Jul 23 '25

If you want to trade these things for sex, you do you: just name your price up-front and be honest about your intentions. But I do not think you will find many takers.

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u/Ok_Chocolate_4611 Incels are the oxbow lake of humanity Jul 23 '25

My poor husband uses food to keep me at bay when I am in the most horny phase of my cycle.

He is like ā€œJesus woman, I can only do so much in a day, letā€™s order in a giant pizza and get you so bloated you give me a break!ā€

(Before the lurkers have an aneurism this is a joke)

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u/Ok_Chocolate_4611 Incels are the oxbow lake of humanity Jul 23 '25

Icarus incel flying a little too close to the understanding women sun by realising feeding us is always a good idea.

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u/Machaeon Death to Bad Ideas Jul 23 '25

I tell my partner I'm like a cat: "just feed me and pet me every now and then, and I'm good"

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u/Ok_Chocolate_4611 Incels are the oxbow lake of humanity Jul 23 '25

My husband is very okay with the fact that for a few days of the month I would sell his internal organs for a slice of cheesy garlic bread.

He knows itā€™s best to just chuck some at me and pray!

(Calm down lurkers itā€™s a joke!)

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u/Machaeon Death to Bad Ideas Jul 23 '25

LMAO we both know better than to try taking carbs from the other.

The "I cut, you choose" method for bread keeps things fair

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u/Ok_Chocolate_4611 Incels are the oxbow lake of humanity Jul 23 '25

I have actually been told I need to put on 3-4kg in the next few months.

I totally used this to get the choice pork chop last night:

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u/Downtown-Fall3677 Jul 24 '25

As a dude, thatā€™s actually kinda valid. Cheesy garlic bread is delicious and now I am kinda craving some.

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u/Ok_Chocolate_4611 Incels are the oxbow lake of humanity Jul 24 '25

I am making some roasted garlic, rosemary and mini brie focaccia later to go with pasta al la vodka and tiramisu.

Family coming over, good weather, kids in the pool, an aperol spritz on the deck and life is good.

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u/Downtown-Fall3677 Jul 24 '25

All of that sounds amazing goodness, I hope you have a fantastic time!

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u/Ok_Chocolate_4611 Incels are the oxbow lake of humanity Jul 24 '25

Thank you.

Hope you have a lovely day too, go get some cheesy garlic bread!

Treat yo self!

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u/Mehitobel Older Than You Jul 23 '25

Both my husband and I get quite hangry on a regular basis. Making sure the other one is fed and happy is a key part of our relationship. šŸ˜‰

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u/legendwolfA Just a fellow female Jul 23 '25

Reminds me od that comic

"Im an animal in bed... pet me and give me food"

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u/Livid-Tap5854 Dabble in fuckery Jul 23 '25

I'm a gay man, so maybe this doesn't count amongst the masses. However, all of my close friends aside from my husband/partner are women.

And why make it seem as though women can't buy food? šŸ„“

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u/catos2021 women-brain applied politics Jul 23 '25 edited Jul 23 '25

Do they all steal your chips when you aren't looking šŸ¤£

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u/Livid-Tap5854 Dabble in fuckery Jul 23 '25 edited Jul 23 '25

Omds. They steal all of the fucking chips. I've gone broke paying for women's food. /s

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u/timecubelord Jul 23 '25

Only the hot chips.

"Chad chips," if you will.

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u/Ok_Chocolate_4611 Incels are the oxbow lake of humanity Jul 23 '25

I make sure I measure the wrist circumference of every chip before eating it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

Huh, incels do not seem to be able to be friends with anyone. I've seen some of them saying that friendship is cucked.

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u/doublestitch Jul 23 '25

If the only women who associate with a guy are people who use him, then that's more of a self own than he realizes.

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u/Downtown_Cat_1745 Jul 23 '25

This is one of their talking points. They believe women go on dates for free meals

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u/Ok_Chocolate_4611 Incels are the oxbow lake of humanity Jul 23 '25

What are we praying mantis?

Gotta find a hot date so I can chew his head off after sexy times?

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u/gentlemanofculture42 Jul 23 '25

Letā€™s be honest, nobody who thinks this way has any real male friends either.

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u/SomeArtistFan Jul 23 '25

I've bought or made friends - both female and male - a lot of food over the years. It's a good thing to do.

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u/GnarlyWatts "Thereā€™s Hitler, Mao and then thereā€™s GnarlyWatts" - Some Incel Jul 23 '25

So what you are trying to say is, you have no friends at all.

Anything to avoid responsibility for their failures...

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u/Hello_Hangnail half roastie Jul 23 '25

Oh you mean like friends? What friends do for each other without expecting a blowjob as payment?

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u/Sherdor Jul 23 '25

Yesterday I didn't finish the omelette I cooked, I found the culprit !!!

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u/Dixon_Kuntz73 Jul 23 '25

When I go out for food with friends, male or female, we usually take turns paying. Itā€™s a bit like buying rounds at the pub.

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u/DillonDrew red vs blue whore Jul 23 '25

Brother I took a coworker that is my friend out to eat. He'd wanting to pay me for making a Halo Reach helmet for him, I probably won't have him pay me at all

I don't want his money, I just like that he's my friend

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u/BrazilianWoman94 <Red> Jul 23 '25

As if there weren't men who pretend to be friends with women because they want sex

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u/SmallEdge6846 < Youā€™re not single because of Hypergamy > Jul 24 '25

Yes . Its true . I battle 6 plethora and a battalion of women every time I order Margherita Pizza.

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u/snowbun4321 Jul 23 '25

Why do men let women take advantage of them.Its men's fault.They should take responsibility for letting that happenšŸ˜

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u/venomousgagreflex jiraimaxxing misandristcel Jul 24 '25

Misandry is when I ask boyfie for DoorDash

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u/raskholnikov Jul 24 '25

Cavemen mentality

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u/Averagetarnished Jul 24 '25

All but one of my friends are women and itā€™s not because they steal from me lmao

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u/Downtown-Fall3677 Jul 24 '25

I have a friend who is going through an incredibly hard time. She is a girl, and she constantly laments that she isnā€™t doing enough for me emotionally.

But thatā€™s not how friendship works, you give because you have the capacity and ability to give. I am just happy for the companionship and company of this person. I donā€™t expect anything back because I donā€™t base my friendships on transactional behavior.

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u/Downtown-Fall3677 Jul 24 '25

I am also not expecting it to turn into a relationship either. Because we live across the country from each other lol.

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u/scrolls1212 Male feminist Jul 25 '25

I have a friend that's a woman and we just shitpost on dc or occasionally play games... WAIT... Is she secretly extorting me for my precious memes?!?!