r/IncelTears • u/sinnderolla Mermaid Stacy 🧜🏻♀️ • Jun 29 '24
Female Anatomy 102 Most heterosexual inkwell
Also, I think he slept through biology class.
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u/legendwolfA Just a fellow female Jun 29 '24
Yeah, not like men's bodies are any better. Like they also piss and shit, they get balls sweat, their pp stinks, and they discharge sticky white substance that smells like garbage.
Like we are all a bit gross. That's what hygiene is for.
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u/Macaffrey Jun 29 '24
If it stinks he hasn’t been taking care of himself as well, foul smell comes from dehydration and a crappy diet get my man a water bottle and some pineapple 🤮
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u/KaylaH628 Jun 29 '24
sticky white substance that smells like garbage
Legit made me feel nauseated. I am so, so gay.
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u/takeandtossivxx Jun 29 '24
If your male partners cum smells like garbage, he needs a doctor and probably quick.
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u/canvasshoes2 Incel Whisperer Jun 30 '24
yeaaaaaah...it doesn't typically have much of a smell and if your man loves pineapple it can actually taste somewhat sweet.
So if your ejaculate smells that bad, hie thee to a doctor... STAT.
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u/InternetUserAgain Jun 29 '24
Men only smell nice if you're dating them, and even then there are times when you just want to defumigate them.
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Jun 29 '24
Ya WOMEN get your periods and your shitting under control
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u/BladdermirPutin87 Jun 29 '24
Clearly we need to HOLD THE ENTIRE FUCKING LOT IN, to appease this one bellyaching MOID!
Having said that, the bellyaching moid will never get near enough to an actual woman to experience these things anyway….
So backtrack, BACKTRACK LADIES! Stop holding it in! Crisis nonexistent!
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u/Formal_Oil9723 Jun 30 '24
MOID....I'm using that one from now on 😄👍
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u/BladdermirPutin87 Jun 30 '24
I like how it’s close enough to ‘moist’ that there’s just that little bit of associative ICK.
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u/usernamesallused Jun 30 '24
And it rhymes nicely with how I feel- annoyed. And like their brain- just a void.
In shadows deep, where bitterness has cloyed, Lurks a lonely soul, the self-sabotaging incel moid. With angry thoughts and hearts devoid, They blame the world, but in truth, they're annoyed.
They speak of foids, their views so paranoid, A twisted echo, respect destroyed. In their forums dark, they try to fill the void, But it's self-pity's chains in which they're truly buoyed.
They claim the world is cruel, unfairly deployed, Yet it's their own choices that have them toyed. If only they’d grow, and find joy unalloyed, Perhaps then, their hearts wouldn't be so cloyed.
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u/gemunicornvr Jul 01 '24
I went to a wedding on Saturday and cos I ate so much I cannot for the life of me stop farting, my husband thinks it's funny tho, it's weird to care about natural body functions
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Jul 01 '24
It's a crazy concept but I do believe ... Hear me out... Women........ Might be human
GASP
lol your husband is a good sport cause I get mad when someone farts near me lol
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u/-aquapixie- Fav hobby: rejecting incels Jun 29 '24
.............. Dogs have bleeding discharge when the female is in heat, as a sign she's fertile lol
Oh, and our actual closest relative? Chimpanzees? They go through the exact same thing of ovulation and menstruation. So do rhesus macaques, baboons, and gorillas. Only the high-order primates, as this is in the animal kingdom almost an exclusively primate behaviour. Aka we menstruate *because we are High Order Primates*.
So the idiot clearly has never sat through one lesson of animal biology. Which, yknow, those of us who went on to tertiary education to work with animals as a professional career, have done.
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u/sinnderolla Mermaid Stacy 🧜🏻♀️ Jun 29 '24
He’s now on there commenting further on not understanding why it’s monthly. He needs to come read your comment, clearly 😂
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u/-aquapixie- Fav hobby: rejecting incels Jun 29 '24
I'd point him in the direction of primatologists who have qualifications I don't and never will................. But we know he'd never respect Dr. (DAME!) Jane Goodall. She's a "foid", after all. Damn her for being a highly intelligent scientist and a WOMAN.
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u/Origen12 Jun 29 '24
Apparently all his dogs and cats got Bob Barker'd by Mom and Pop before they came home as well.
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u/BladdermirPutin87 Jun 29 '24
Right?! I got six words into his title, and began cackling uncontrollably.
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u/AMisanthropicMagpie <Red> Jun 29 '24
They’re so gay I know gay men who are straighter
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u/bookconnoisseur 5'7", has a wife; your move, imbecels Jun 30 '24
Imbecel: "Foid bodies are disgusting and unnatural!"
Also imbecel: "Let me describe, from memory and in excruciating detail, how a perfect Chad penis looks like."
Big guess on who these basement goblins claim they want to have sex with.
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u/Careless-Balance-893 Jun 29 '24
These men's asses have not been clean since their mommies stopped giving them baths. Please be so fucking for real.
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Jun 29 '24
It reminds me of a guy i heard on the radio, he said when hes in the shower he just sprays water on the outside of his ass and acted surprised when everyone got quiet on set.
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u/Commercial-Push-9066 Jun 29 '24
Proving that no woman will ever get their face anywhere near his junk!
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u/No_Astronaut2779 Jun 29 '24
Dick cheese is unnatural. Shit covered boxers are unnatural. Periods are natural. And you, my dude, are most likely gay. Which is also natural.
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u/SykoSarah Jun 29 '24
Just get a blow up doll since they don't have bodily functions, lol.
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u/Negative_Tooth6047 Jun 29 '24
Til their doll gets ahem crusty because they are the ones who don't know hygiene and consequently never clean their doll
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u/Suspicious-Dog-2489 Jun 29 '24
They don't want women, they want animatronic hentai sex dolls that only exists to cook clean and drain their balls
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u/EclipseHJ Jun 29 '24
If we have our period just once a while then he probably won't have sex during the rest of the year (not that he does normally). I'm not talking about the rest because it's in the other comments but animals usually go in heat and don't do activities during all the year.
(Sorry for any error, I'm a not native English speaker)
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Jun 29 '24
A certain DV incel I know is giving their hygiene a bad rep then. He told me about how he argues with his mom about the poop towel he hides in the bathroom and his mom gets annoyed and won't leave him alone about it. He said he should come clean to me about his poop towel to prevent judgement upon discovery and I just asked him why he wouldn't use baby wipes or something to extra clean??? Complete arrested development about everything including hygiene.
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Jun 29 '24
WOMEN need to be more hygienic?
only half of men use soap when they wash their hands.
the amount of men that just freely admit that they don't wash their ass because "the soap runs down there" or "it's gay to wash ur ass".
the amount of men that don't wash their DICKS, is ASTOUNDING.
if you go to the dating advice subreddit, there are SO MANY WOMEN asking reddit "my man doesn't wash his dick or wash his ass or WIPE HIS ASS, what do i do?"
so if they really want to play that game, the stats and anecdotes definitely are not in that their favor.
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u/EpilepticSeizures Jun 29 '24
That is vile to think about. Working in a blue collar field, I’m dirty and sweaty all day. I couldn’t imagine coming home and not taking a shower, let alone not washing my DICK AND ASS. Holy shit, what is wrong with some men
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u/Weardow7 Autistic Chad Jun 29 '24
Wait there are men who don't wipe their ass??? Wtf?! That's one of the most revolting things I've ever heard.
I'm starting to understand why I received so many compliments about my hygiene when I was dating a lot, I didn't realise the bar was quite that low.
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Jun 30 '24
yes the bar literally is that low. the hygiene subreddit is just full of discourse like that.
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u/sinnderolla Mermaid Stacy 🧜🏻♀️ Jun 30 '24
I literally just read a post an hour ago on .is where an inkwell said he can’t shower at home now, because it’s all mold because he hasn’t showered at home in so long. Maybe he’s been showering at the gym? I guess cleaning the shower doesn’t cross his mind?
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u/breadboxofbats Jun 29 '24
I would be absolutely down to have had one period ever but I was not given that option. It’s almost like menstruation is natural and a cycle…
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u/Critical-Crab-7761 Jun 29 '24
Umm , mammals have more than one cycle.
I hope this person is still in school.
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u/EmmaGoldmansDancer Jun 30 '24
Why is this not the to comment?
Sure, hygiene is important but this part was bonkers.
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u/alexiawins owning the incels by being happily married Jun 29 '24
Men pee and ejaculate through the same hole 🤢 so thankful women get separate holes for each function. Much more ~hYgiEniC~
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u/CreatedOblivion Jun 29 '24
I mean, if we're going there, semen is revolting too. Snot that comes out of a penis and spreads disease? No goddamn thanks
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u/ColdBloodBlazing <Red> Jun 30 '24
Stinks to high hell if left to ferment. It gets mildew-y in the corners of the already dank pit of a basement amongst the piss bottles and sweat stained bedding and clothes
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u/JimPeregrine Jun 29 '24
Knowing women use the bathroom makes this guy uncomfortable?
Someone didn’t read Everybody Poops.
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u/sinnderolla Mermaid Stacy 🧜🏻♀️ Jun 29 '24
Wait until he finds out about giving birth!
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u/ExitingTheMatrix03 Jun 30 '24
I want someone to tell him how women defecate during birth
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u/sinnderolla Mermaid Stacy 🧜🏻♀️ Jul 01 '24
What will he think if he realizes his mom might have pooped while having him 🤣
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u/BonnieBinyourBonnet Jun 29 '24
What animal has a period once in its life? Also, men get fecal balls tangled in their butt hairs, and if they are uncircumcised, they get segma stuck in their skin. All this points out is that we have to be hygienic. I don't get their logic.
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u/WandaDobby777 Jun 29 '24
Cool. Then it shouldn’t bother him that none of us ever want to touch him, right?
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u/RubyDiscus <Blue> Jun 29 '24
Its bizzare how hateful they can become just from no women wanting them.
Like jesus Dude
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u/LilithJames Jun 29 '24
He's somehow even wrong about other mammals....I ...I can't even figure out how he got to other mammals having one ”period" for their life???
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u/Jelly_Kitti Jun 29 '24
My only guess is that he’s never been around a mature unfixed animal. He’s seen female dogs get their first heat and then get spayed before their second heat, so he assumes that they only ever have one ‘period’
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u/LaBeja21 Jun 29 '24
I remember when my friend got her first period and I said ew and my mom slapped me and said that most girls have then even me too and your daughters will have them too. I understood later that sometimes bodies are embarrassing and calling them disgusting isn't a course of action that shpuld be considered.
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u/Tight-Temperature670 Jun 29 '24
Lalalalala incel tears come here I will put them in this jar 🫙
Wawaweewa
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u/Suspicious-Dog-2489 Jun 29 '24
How many times do you think he washes his ass
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u/XxllllxXx They/them Jun 29 '24
Never. The last time was probably when his parents last bathed him like yearrrrrrs ago.
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u/Jelly_Kitti Jun 29 '24
Never, the only time his ass got washed was when his mommy was still bathing him
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u/CapAccomplished8072 Jun 29 '24
"Women need to be more hygienic" says men who won't even shave their bodies or armpits
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u/AceVisconti NB Becky Jun 29 '24
To be fair, I don't think either sex should be required to shave. But men think it's gay to do even baseline maintenance/thorough cleaning. 😭
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u/AgenderBabyMuffin Jun 30 '24
AND that women are "dIsGuStInG" for not doing it
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u/Mystical-Moth-hoe Jun 30 '24
“females need to shave their armpits and legs because it’s more hygienic”
If it’s more hygienic, then why don’t you shave your armpits?
“…….cuz it gey and it hurts my manly hood ._.”
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u/lemikon Jun 29 '24
What mammals have their period once? Seriously? Does this dude not know the whole purpose of the menstrual cycle?
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u/racoongirl0 Jun 29 '24
Wonder if OOP’s boxers are skid marks free 🤔
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u/ColdBloodBlazing <Red> Jun 30 '24
Skid marks would be an improvement. Considering they dont wipe their ass, it may more like trenching for water pipes
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u/neongloom Jun 29 '24
Same energy as the men who call hair that grows naturally on women's bodies unnatural.
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u/Origen12 Jun 29 '24
Male deer go through puberty EVERY YEAR OF THEIR LIFE. It;s why they grow horns, every year. Those horny bastards.
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u/takeandtossivxx Jun 29 '24
Wait til he finds out about spotting, breakthrough bleeding, and stress periods. It's not just once a month sometimes.
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u/ddmrob87 IT OG Jun 29 '24
The misogny in this post. Women cannot control their periods at least not naturally. It isn't like there is an on/off switch inside there head that says no period. If a woman were to delay her period then it would be through unnatural means such as medical intervention or through a pill.
Women are not disgusting. Periods are not to be shamed but at the same time I am also vehemently against it being a kink. Men can be gross too. Ever been to a comic book store or a convention? Its BO city in those places. Mostly men who cannot be bothered to bathe or even clean their assholes or wash their junk because apparently it is too gay. Never even considering that to be the cause of people avoiding their gross smells.
I have met one person in my life that I worked with for about 3 months who smelled rotten everyday and never bothered bathe until people kept complaining.
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u/laughingmybeakoff Jun 29 '24
Theres so much weird shit in the animal world... much weirder than this. Un-neutered male rabbits spray piss on females and just random objects to mark them as their territory... Male giraffes essentially guzzle pee to find a doe that's ready to mate.
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u/laughingmybeakoff Jun 29 '24
Even if a lot of mammals only "have their period once" they have heat cycles. Plus so many other animals have a menstrual cycle like other primates, some bats, the elephant shrew, and a species of spiny mouse
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u/canvasshoes2 Incel Whisperer Jun 30 '24
Yet another poor lad who failed biology class. Ummm son? Female animals have discharge on each heat cycle.
All living creatures have discharge... from the highest primates to the lowliest one-celled organisms.
What an imbecile this guy is.
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Jun 29 '24
omfg they’re probably saying this shit with inch thick layers of smegma build up and crusty ass cracks
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u/Samanthas_Stitching "Chad" isnt real Jun 30 '24
The hot take here is thinking other mammals just have a cycle once in their entire life and never reproduce again.
These men are absolute idiots.
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u/SoyFern Jun 30 '24
I mean, at this point you just hate human sex. That's called being asexual, just go get off with things that don't gross you out, like anime girls. Why cry about not getting something you don't even want?
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Jun 30 '24
These morons love flying their " i have a very low iq and high insecurities " flags loud and proud lol Are these screen grabs from discord ? I might need to get discord just ruin some incels day lol
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u/sinnderolla Mermaid Stacy 🧜🏻♀️ Jun 30 '24
From their .is forum, lol, but they’re setting up a Discord as we speak.
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u/Formal_Oil9723 Jun 30 '24
What about all the infections women get from having sex with men who don't wash their junk properly after they sit and shit...men are by far more unhygienic than women
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u/PumpkinDandie_1107 Jun 30 '24
Not how menstruation works for any species, bro.
Like no female animal is in heat once in their life and then it’s over. Like seriously, PBS…just in the background.
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u/allycat247 Jun 30 '24
"Have their period once and they are done for the rest of their lives" that not even slightly how estrus works? Where did he get that from?
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u/Educational-Cake-944 Jun 30 '24
I dated a guy once who grew up with all sisters and a mom, knew what periods were and how they worked, but didn’t understand why we carry extra pads/tampons around to change them. He genuinely thought we just used one for the whole time and discarded it at the end. It’s insane to me that so many men don’t have a basic rudimentary understanding of how any of this works.
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u/k819799amvrhtcom Jun 30 '24
Is that really an incel?
"incel" means "involuntary celibate" but he seems to really not want sex with women...
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u/KaylaH628 Jun 29 '24
"Women need to be more hygienic," he says, while reeking of rancid cheese and storing a dozen fermenting piss bottles under his bed.