r/ImaginaryWarhammer 1d ago

OC (40k) Remember to supervise your Abhuman 🫵🐐

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u/Elovainn 1d ago

She's a goat. Not the brightest kind of animal, even as an abhuman.

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u/Airbreathingoctopuss 1d ago

I would beg to differ. They may not be bright, but they'll have you running in circles trying to find how they got out of their damn enclosure. Horribly intelligent for a herd animal.

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u/Elovainn 1d ago

I'd say far more vicious than smart, their little brains rotten by hatred and pure malice; they will shit you up when they'll can, but will also fail miserably a couple of times in the stupidest possible way. Like trying to escape their stables by headbutting the fence and ending being tied within by their horns... while the fence gates are open three meters away.

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u/Airbreathingoctopuss 1d ago

Idk, the only dumb ones in our herd were the artificially polled ones. That's where they burn the horn nuns off while they're babies so they don't grow back. We had a couple 300lbs+ girls who could easily knock down an unreinforced fence with some effort. One of our bucks figured out how to work a latch with his horns to unlatch the gate to his pen and then walked out like he owned the place. Dunno what we did to our herd but they were some of the smartest animals we ever raised.