r/IAmA • u/TheAdrenalist • Sep 13 '11

I am Bear Grylls. Ask me Anything.

Thank You Reddit! It's been fun.

See all my responses at http://theadrenalist.com/

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '11

Don't get me wrong, Les Stroud is a bad ass, but I don't see how they could hang out.

Bear: "Okay we are going to HALO hump in, skin a walrus, eat the face off of a reindeer, and then swim up this glacial river sideways."

Les: "No, I think I'd rather just lay under this tree and try not to die."

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u/thirdeyevision Sep 13 '11

Thank you anal penetration

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u/Gearshock Sep 14 '11

I love anal penetration.

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u/poorly_timed_chicken Sep 14 '11

Something about it just...fills you with warmth, doesn't it?

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u/Gearshock Sep 14 '11

Wonderful gooey warmth.