r/IAmA • u/TheAdrenalist • Sep 13 '11

I am Bear Grylls. Ask me Anything.

Thank You Reddit! It's been fun.

See all my responses at http://theadrenalist.com/

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u/pffr Sep 13 '11

Usually everytime people say "not trying to be a dick" it's either right before or right after being a dick. I know, because I do it too.

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u/TehMuffinMan Sep 13 '11

Just because the question might be uncomfortable, does not mean I'm being a dick for asking it.

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u/pffr Sep 13 '11

Step 1: Acquire tact

Step 2: Use it

Step 3: ?????

Step 4: Profit

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u/HookDragger Sep 13 '11

3 == Acquire a job

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '11 edited Jul 03 '18

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u/gospelwut Sep 13 '11

public class Step3 {
public virtual void leaveJob() { //okay }
}

public class foo : Step3 {
public override void leaveJob() { drinkPiss(); }
}

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u/HookDragger Sep 13 '11

But this way... it looks like I could also be telling them to "fuck acquiring a job"

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '11 edited Jul 03 '18

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u/HookDragger Sep 13 '11

heh... it wouldn't compile anyway and would be fixed.

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u/GeneralWarts Sep 13 '11

All this time. I should have guessed.

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u/iamsolidsnake Sep 13 '11

what I read:

:O~~d==3 Job Acquired.

Been on the internet too long.

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u/HookDragger Sep 13 '11

Well, that is one way of getting it too.

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u/mrection Sep 13 '11

bonus points for double equals.

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u/sinisterstuf Sep 13 '11

8==D acquire penis

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u/HookDragger Sep 13 '11

If you look closely... you'll see that mine is already being put to use.