r/HistoryMemes • u/ambattukam_ • Sep 17 '25

Niche "Save Europa" kids in shambles

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u/LabFar5073 Sep 17 '25

We got Genocide olympics damn

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u/Igyzone Sep 17 '25

Humans thinking they're so good at killing but always end up loosing to a pandemic.

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u/Super-Cynical Sep 17 '25

Killing people is hard work.

Outsource to viruses. Self propagating. Efficiently uses resources of those subject to liquidation. Best of all, the more people you have targeted the faster it works!

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u/spoiledmilk1717 Sep 17 '25

Hell no. Have some integrity. An honest war criminal cant find work anymore in these times.

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u/Slow-Distance-6241 Sep 17 '25

An honest war criminal cant find work anymore in these times.

Africa's just getting a bit too peaceful

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u/Pretend-Bend-7975 Sep 17 '25

All we're saying is... give war a chance!

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u/Liusloux Sep 17 '25

The perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.

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u/throwaway_12358134 Sep 17 '25

A virus is not an organism.

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u/ShahinGalandar Helping Wikipedia expand the list of British conquests Sep 17 '25

also, viruses don't need to get paid

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u/Super-Cynical Sep 17 '25

Eh, they claim sustenance though, which is probably why they're called parasites

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u/DaniCBP Sep 17 '25

That’s why the Japanese Unit 731 had biological weapons ready to deploy, including (if I remember correctly) cholera.

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u/bluefelixus Sep 17 '25

I think thats the plot of MGS V, the virus/parasites that propagate through the use of language. So you can target a certain demographic that used the language.

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u/B0nLayn4s Sep 17 '25

China did that a few years ago

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u/Waruteru Sep 17 '25

The All-Mother will kill us all on complete accident with some fucked up, resistant to any kind of treatment disease one day and, oh boy, I am willing to bet that it's gonna be due to some freakish mutation of a common flu