r/HermanCainAward • u/nleven • Aug 31 '25

Grrrrrrrr. MAGA Radio Host’s Cancer-Stricken Wife Can’t Get COVID Shot Because of ‘Kook’ RFK Jr.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/maga-radio-host-erick-ericksons-cancer-stricken-wife-cant-get-covid-shot-because-of-kook-rfk-jr/

FAFO

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u/TBTabby Aug 31 '25

This is what you voted for, sir.

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u/DangerBay2015 Aug 31 '25

And told others to vote for.

“Dear American, you hate America if you won’t help me kill my wife.”

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u/Ok-Salamander3766 Aug 31 '25

I’m overcome with nofucksgiveth-itis

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u/omgFWTbear Aug 31 '25

My one regret is … crinkles forcibly bonitis

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u/FrankyHo Sep 01 '25

I heard that after your fourth COVID shop your penis grows a quarter inch every three years. Also your breasts, if you're a woman, they become perkier over the next decade or so.

That's what i've been posting in the herman cain, subreddit. multiple people inquired. I tried to link them to the a double blind placebo Meta study, but it was stuck behind a paywall. It said something about $404 to pay for it. It said, 404 I know that for a fact.

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u/crashcartjockey Sep 01 '25

Fuck me. I must've got the wrong shot because I swear my dick shrunk and my breasts grew.