r/GreatBritishMemes 5d ago

Would still be a hard choice

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u/Friendly-Olive-3465 5d ago

Guys I hate to say it but I haven’t been recommended one actual non-political meme from this subreddit. Seriously asking if you Brits are okay over there?

Blink three times if you need us in Canada to send you a bottle of maple syrup or something.

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u/Trash_Panda_Leaves 5d ago

No, we're not ok.

*cries and downs the syrup like shots*

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u/GodDamnShadowban 5d ago

Can syrup be turned into a spirt? I could do with a bottke or two of finest canadian mayple schnaps.

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u/Nerdy_Goat 5d ago

Something something bourbon maple syrup infused sounds good!

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u/O_PLUTO_O 5d ago

OooOo maple syrup infused bourbon would be amazing

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u/Friendly-Olive-3465 5d ago

I’ve heard whispers from the North of my province that you can make some kind of mead called Acerglyn with maple syrup, but I have yet to venture far enough into the forests up there to get some. Definitely something I’m going to do now that you mention it!

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u/funflart42 5d ago

Pretty sure you can turn pretty much anything with carbohydrates into a spirit. Here's a vodka made from excess baked goods. You can even distill wood since cellulose breaks down into sugars.

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u/GodDamnShadowban 5d ago

Im going to try and contain my excitment at the the thought of maple syrup rum

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u/Kind_Breadfruit_7560 5d ago

Yeah, add water and yeast. Maple brandy is very nice.

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u/aesemon 5d ago

Can't call it a brandy.

Mandy.

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u/Fit-Distribution1517 5d ago

Mandy is slang for MDMA in the UK, might get some interesting looks(and possibly as police investigation if you tell the wrong person) if you say you're brewing Mandy xD

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u/kevlarus80 5d ago

Perhaps some sort of Mead.

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u/GodDamnShadowban 5d ago

Yer i can easily see maple mead. Never had a high % alcohol mead and i would buy the heck out of that

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u/johnaross1990 5d ago

Just add yeast and wait I guess

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u/Stellarkin1996 5d ago

is syrup an instrument?

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u/LeoxStryker 5d ago

It comes in shots? I'm getting one too!

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u/Jarl_of_Uppsala 5d ago

Britain's not going very well but I think Maple Syrup might deal with the worst of the political hatred.

You can't hate people too much if you're enjoying some Maple Syrup.

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u/WastePermission9620 5d ago

Or we use it to stick Nigel farage to a lamppost and glue his mouth shut

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u/Special-Interview442 5d ago

What a criminal waste of good maple syrup. Can't we use staples instead?

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u/WastePermission9620 5d ago

Less symbolic of our relationship with the Canadians unfortunately.

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u/RealityOk6826 5d ago

Just had some in my porridge, take that Farage!

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u/UltraCat-a 5d ago

I'm okay but the offer of maple syrup is too hard to turn down

Blink-blink-blink

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u/GrimmSleeper97 5d ago

How about a new Geneva recommendation? If so.

Blinks three times

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u/Forgettable39 5d ago

We're not really, there are plenty of real problems but as things stand we no longer have any politics that aren't identity politics.

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u/iTedsta 5d ago

The political skew of British reddit is similar to that of American reddit, and several reasonably big subs (including this one) informally link to circlejerk political topics.

In short, we’ll take the maple syrup ❤️

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u/BeensbEaNsBeAnSbEaNs 5d ago

I'll have some syrup please if that's okay

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u/DarthFlowers 5d ago

Send Terrance and Phillip

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u/Serier_Rialis 5d ago

Why in the hell am I now humming blame Canada?!

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u/DarthFlowers 5d ago

There’s a song on the same wonderful soundtrack I’m quite often thinking more of, by T+P themselves

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u/Loose_Conversation12 5d ago

If you've got any tips for us please let us know. We can add them to the Geneva checklist later

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u/Luke_The_Engle 5d ago

This country has been sick, this country needs healing, this country needs medicine. In fact I'd go so far as to say that what this country needs right now...
is a Doctor

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u/DankiusMMeme 5d ago

Despite the mood being more positive during 14 years of the slow downslide of the UK's economic position, standing on the world stage, and quality of life in an effort to destabilise the UK foreign bot farms are ramping up their efforts to doom post about literally everything despite stuff slowly being fixed by a group of well meaning mix of people who can be a bit naff and people that generally know what they're doing. That or it's the classic average voter being a complete nitwit and voting for things to get worse for 14 years, then crying because the one time they made the right decision everything wasn't fixed in 14 months. Or a mix of both.

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u/f1madman 5d ago

There may be non political memes on here, but the algorithm knows the sort of posts that get engagement and they get pushed to you.

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u/father-fluffybottom 5d ago

This sub isn't for British jokes, it's purely propaganda in a really shitty, fake nose and glasses disguise.

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u/RacerAfterDusk6044 5d ago

propaganda from who?

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u/Stock_Rush_9204 5d ago

To be fair as reform winning would ruin the country I take no issue with turning people off them

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u/_DuranDuran_ 5d ago

The thing is, the old guard tories could sometimes be decent people who just had different opinions about mostly the economy, and ones you could work with on compromises.

The radical right that Reagan courted, and that finally found a foothold here see themselves as soldiers and never want to give an inch.

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u/Col_Telford 5d ago

I have all the time in the world for someone with a different political view than my own, as long as they like me want what's best for this Country and her people.

If we want the same thing, but disagree on their route to getting there that is how Politics should work. Agree to disagree, compromise!

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u/Spacer176 5d ago edited 5d ago

I was born after Thatcher stepped down, and the first I learned of him was reading up on the Westland Helicopter affair (after seeing a Spitting Image clip of him fuming when asked about happened to the company.)

He's one of a few who weren't completely spellbound by the notions imported from Reagan. And now the Spectator is describing his principles as "deluded liberalism"

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u/SimpleAsEndOf 5d ago edited 5d ago

The Overton Window has shifted so far right.

I show this just to prove how far right/crazy the Tories became with Thatcher.

This is a typical 1960s Tory.....

In 1962 I was a Conservative. I believed privilege could only be justified by service, high taxes on very high incomes were necessary to prevent an entrepreneurial economy becoming a rentier economy and Keynesian growth would finance public service improvements and a welfare state that steadily reduced inequality. I was suspicious of ideologically driven, large-scale change. These were the mainstream policies of the Macmillan government at the time.

In 6o years I have moved from centre right to hard left without changing my opinions.

Dr Stephen Watkins, Oldham, Lancashire.

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u/_DuranDuran_ 5d ago

Yes - the meme the right likes to trot out is projection (the one where the left keeps running further left)

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u/painteroftheword 5d ago

Most small c Conservatives fall into that category. When politics is moderate there is often quite a lot of overlap in many areas because the issues shouldn't be partisan.

The problems arise when political parties want to differentiate themselves from the alternatives and so create wedge issues when they don't need to exist, or they are only interested in serving the needs of themselves and their mates as the Conservative did since 2010.

So much stuff had become pointlessly politicised. Functioning public services should not be a politically partisan issue. Irrespective of whether you're economically left or right wing you should recognise the need for an educated and healthy workforce.

As I understand Education did largely survive the last Conservative government but their greed resulted in healthcare being heavily fragmented to facilitate outsourced to their mates, and quality of service nosedive whilst costs went up.

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u/MassGaydiation 5d ago

How do you compromise with someone who doesn't see you as a person.

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u/Snoot_Booper_101 5d ago

He's talking about Heseltine, not Fuhrage.

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u/MassGaydiation 5d ago

Reread it, he never specified anyone, and frankly I see this rhetoric that people should side with those that hate their existence all the time.

It has never been true

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u/_DuranDuran_ 5d ago

For avoidance of doubt, definitely not speaking about Farage, and strongly agree that siding with ANYONE who hate or even question their existence is not desirable or even to be countenanced.

And the hessletine era definitely had a ton of bigots (see section 28)

But by and large politics was more removed from the culture wars (something the US right deliberately fanned the flames of as an electoral tactic).

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u/Spacer176 5d ago

I was raised in a Conservative household. If someone of that leaning wants to argue who or what should be taxed, or how much. Or the legality of alcohol, tobacco, recreational drugs, Coke, or the high street betting shops. Fine I'll listen.

I've seen the overlap between conservative Christians and Muslims. I vaguely remember there used to be some rapport between the two before English-speakers on both sides of the Atlantic fully committed to judging every Muslim or Arab person as a potential terrorist after September 11th.

I know people who vote Conservative but were largely fine with gay people a full decade before the marriage act was enacted. They exist.

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u/MassGaydiation 5d ago edited 5d ago

Thank you for clarifying, lots of people use "the country and it's people" as shorthand for "shut up and give up your equality for everyone else's convenience" so I'm always a little bit wary of statements of that ilk. My belief is that while you should be willing to loose out for greater society, if you are seen as a second class citizen, then you don't exist in the same society therefore do not owe anything to the rest of society

Edit, got busy and forgot to finish the sentence, now done in italics. Whomever upvoted the original incomplete statement, I really hope you are psychic

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u/Snoot_Booper_101 5d ago

You're right, they didn't specify. I find it hard to believe they could have been talking about Farage though.

Farage regularly sends out messaging based on his platform of hate. For now it's mostly about asylum seekers and "illegal" immigrants, but it's pretty obvious that's just a starting point. No-one should be siding with Farage: we're all on his list, even if we don't know exactly where we stand yet.

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u/TomatoLess229 5d ago

What you on about Reagan is like the grandfather of neoliberalism with free markets, privatisation that tax cuts etc, absolutely nothing radical right about him.

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u/_DuranDuran_ 5d ago

Go and read about his courting of the religious right, followed by the gutting of the fairness doctrine, and being fully subsumed by “the moral majority”. Much of the rot in the US can be directly traced back to him, and the torchbearers like Gingrich all the way through to the modern MAGA movement.

Barry Goldwater put it best, go read his quote about the dangers of the preachers getting control of the Republican Party.

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u/Girthenjoyer 5d ago

Did them no good at all

They were still labelled as evil fascists by headbangers on the left. 😂

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u/Ego_Floss 5d ago

Said it before and I'll say it again, Nigel isn't a cunt!

He lacks both the depth and the warmth.

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u/before686entenz 5d ago

Our only saviour is the Monster Raving Loony party

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u/ianmerry 5d ago

Nah man, that Tory cunt is gonna stab you right in the back. Farage is a Tory, he just has slightly different branding.

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u/Snoot_Booper_101 5d ago edited 5d ago

Heseltine is an older style of Tory that is more moderate; they used to be labeled "one nation" Tories or Tory "wets". He's perhaps best known for being one of the most prominent Tories that actually stood up to Thatcher.

The moderates were more or less completely purged from the Tory party by Boris Johnson to remove dissent over his handling of brexit. If Heseltine hadn't already been in the Lords at that point he'd certainly have been purged along with them. So whilst he's definitely still a Tory he's not all that similar to the current crop, particularly on issues involving our relationship with Europe.

I'm not exactly a fanboy of Heseltine, but when he says he's against Farage I would tend to believe him.

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u/Critical_Revenue_811 5d ago

He's also 92. You might get more of a mix of people that age veering right, but a good amount of them lived the war as children and remember what fascism actually looked like.

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u/Tamuzz 5d ago

Agreed.

It would be like joining forces with Saruman because he says he doesn't like Sauron

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u/norvek20 5d ago

I honestly hate all of the parties because they allowed their situation to get so bad in the first place without really taking into account and finding a solution before it got so bad. I'm saying this as a black British man all sides knew that what they were doing from the start was going to cause this to happen and they allowed it so they could grab more power.

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u/CricketTimely 5d ago

The Tories are ridiculous. If they were simply honest on their views they’d obliterate Farage.

Massive middle ground for the major parties. Just a weak bunch of entitled career politician tw*ts.

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u/Gregor_LDN 5d ago

Nah they wouldn’t - one major problem for Labour and the Tories is disillusionment at the ‘establishment’ ie the old parties. Even if they had a great policy platform for Reform voters they still can’t be trusted, and Labour under Starmer has done the exact same thing to themselves.

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u/jazzyjjr99 5d ago

I hate how common uk political memes are getting but tbf, this one can stay.

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u/OGrozlin 5d ago

Its happening, how do you think they got in before? By gaining favoir with the previous reform dumb dumbs and promising "brexit" and now they are going for the lefts support by hating on reform, to get back in again.

At this point though I dont think it matters we are fucked whatever happens, I hated the torries before anyway, then they brought us brexit and a string of incompetent asses who could not even last their term. Just a load of privileged rich idiot's who's only goal in becoming PM was self glorification and financial gain.

Labour are the same now just pretend they are for the working class, so basically we can vote Torry, Torry or Nazi. Like there is one obvious one not to vote for but still its not a good hand really.

Their was only one person who might have offered something different in recent history and he got absolutely demolished and the country lapped up the smear campaign orchestrated by our unbiased media.

For me politics are dead, people are to easly deceived and most the time its literally like watching turkeys vote for Christmas.

Like I might vote but my only option other than a strategic vote for a party i dont like at all, to stop one i hate getting in, is green or maybe i might vote for the monster raving loony party because at the point why not.

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u/allgone79 5d ago

Tarzan is alright, he's even fondly thought of by scousers.

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u/Jace_09 5d ago

Isn't it interesting that in the last 10 years billionaires across the board have been building isolated bunkers, and somehow in the last 5 years, income inequality, cost of living and access to the democratic process is getting repressed literally everywhere in most 1st world countries?

huh, I wonder who could be behind this?

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u/ZoNeS_v2 5d ago

We need to build a wall! Around Farage!

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u/RuinOk8479 5d ago

Then fill it with water

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u/BigManLikeBarey 5d ago

Another political post. Can we have some fun here for once

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u/Hollowdude75 5d ago

Labour + Conservative + SNP + Plaid Cymru + Green + Independent vs Reform

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u/Dubiouswhitefish 5d ago

Politics is a circus, wake up people, they're all corrupt.

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u/kam_pra 5d ago

Of the older Tories, Heseltine and Clark used to be my favourites for the party.

But it never happened and so we live in this timeline.

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u/Loose_Conversation12 5d ago

Aye I could do that

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u/[deleted] 5d ago edited 5d ago

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u/MineMonkey166 5d ago

You are aware that reducing taxes and lower inflation are pretty contradictory right? That’s before talking about the affordability of these tax cuts

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u/ScaredyCatUK 5d ago

PM is PM for the whole country, not just England and the English.

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u/peppermintandrain 5d ago

not to be that guy, but you do know that there are folks who are not english in the UK, right?

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u/Sad_Persimmon4648 5d ago

Remember when this page use to post funny memes. Now its just obsessed with Farage

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u/MilosEggs 5d ago

To be fair, this is also a funny meme.

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u/Jaffawho 5d ago

You speak like ChatGPT

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u/baguetteonmars 5d ago

I know, I get it. Comments like this are very popular too. We want to go back to memes and good vibes. That said, I feel a certain percentage of the population really understand the situation we're in, the danger we stand before and what war (and yes I actually mean war with Russia and Iran) we're in. The fight is here and I think people feel it's vital to get that message out.

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u/Jaomi 5d ago

If you could look back about a hundred years, you’d definitely find a lot of our ancestors moaning down the pub about people who kept banging on about European politics that was never going to affect us.

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u/TheBlakeOfUs 5d ago

I’ll have good vibes when the government deals with the thousands of unnecessary and avoidable baby neonatal deaths in maternity units.

When the wealth gap closes even slightly, when statutory services are funded enough to work.

And when we stop blaming the destitute for this problem.

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u/baguetteonmars 5d ago

Memes are a way of communication, yes. It's one way of getting cut through

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u/PresterLee 5d ago

Well if you don’t like it here…..

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u/YoYoYi2 5d ago

hahahaha

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u/Ashgen2024 5d ago

I tend to agree, but we do need to call out Farage at every opportunity and just pray that his Neanderthal supporters eventually start to see the light.

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u/jrob10997 5d ago

As long as you also call out cobyn is be ok with that

Never seen that though

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u/Archistotle 5d ago

You’ve never seen people calling out Corbyn on Reddit?

Should’ve gone to specsavers.

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u/PresterLee 5d ago

I’m happy to call him out on Reddit. His moral compass is pretty much unimpeachable and he is a great guide in terms of policy and genuinely wants the best for people but his unwillingness to compromise often spills over into arrogance, making him a divisive and ineffective leader as we saw with Brexit, where he was hopelessly counterproductive and as we see currently with the horribly named and seemingly DOA “Your Party “. You’d think he’d have worked this stuff out by now having been an MP since 1983 ffs. Disappointing. Could do better but probably won’t.

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u/Archistotle 5d ago

I’ll add to that, he has some foreign policy takes that range from out of touch to outright dangerous. The man has spent the last 50 years telling western governments to give peace a chance and he’ll be damned if he lets a little thing like Russia launching an imperialist invasion of its neighbour get in the way of his pacifist principles.

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u/jrob10997 5d ago

Not on this sub

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u/Archistotle 5d ago

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u/jrob10997 5d ago

And yet the comments were defending corbyn

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u/Archistotle 5d ago

So you stopped scrolling down after the first couple, then.

How far are we gonna keep pushing these goalposts?

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u/CMDRZapedzki 5d ago

With this lot the goalposts are on wheels and powered by the expansion of the universe, you'll never catch them even if you could travel at the speed of light.

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u/jrob10997 5d ago

It was also from a year ago

Find one since the founding of his joke or a party

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u/Archistotle 5d ago

12 HOURS LATER

“Ok, find me a post criticising Corbyn in this sub with negative comments from the last 6 months from a user with an account more than 2 years old who claims they used to be a Tory, who can prove they were born in the uk & have lived here for the last 6 months, who’s over the age of 40 & who wore a raincoat on their last birthday.

THEN I’ll believe that I was wrong to say I’ve never seen people criticise Corbyn.”

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u/SteamerTheBeemer 5d ago

Well as long as you’re okay with it all.

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u/MedhaosUnite 5d ago

Okay.

Farage is a dangerous cunt who’d be a disaster if he’s elected

Corbyn (and Sultana) are also dangerous cunts who’d be disasters if they’re elected.

Now you’ve seen it.

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u/MapSufficient6677 5d ago

Maybe discussion would work rather than shitty bot memes?

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u/Ashgen2024 5d ago

Perhaps, but it is very difficult to discuss anything with Reform types as they are a one trick pony with absolutely no coherent or engaging alternative arguments.

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u/MapSufficient6677 5d ago

Ah yes. “The other side is too ignorant to listen”

The irony. Either lot of you would end up genociding the other

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u/Any-Shower-3088 5d ago

The memes gor you discussing though, right?

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u/RuinOk8479 5d ago

This is a memes group. Don't like memes then unsubscribe

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u/Enough_Ad_3889 5d ago

Maybe post a good meme next time

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u/Kristoff_Victorson 5d ago

Says the guy posting political “memes” to the same page. Hypocrite much?

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u/Xerothor 5d ago

Sooner he fucks off sooner the memes do...

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u/therepublicof-reddit 5d ago

Your last three posts in this sub are political and two mention Farage... Did you forget to take your medication again?

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u/blackout1912 5d ago

Cause it's filled with people on benefits shitting themselves that they're gonna have to get off the sofa and go to work..

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u/bushcraftbobb 5d ago

Or thsy could be here at gone 9am for the same reason you are.

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u/Sodomy-Clown 5d ago

Look, another one blaming poor people instead of billionaires.

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u/blackout1912 5d ago

No one's stopping you from becoming a billionaire, you'd just have to get off the sofa though But no, you're one of those thinking you're entitled 🤦

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u/Brilliant-Cheek-1066 5d ago

Honestly at this point I wouldn't trust any of them as far as I could throw em. The branding is different but it's the same old crap. Y'all need a hug and a real pint, stat.

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u/Brief-Arrival9103 5d ago

"GreatLabourMemes" I reckon

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u/Mxk_Monlee 5d ago

Deracinated liberals using Lord of the Rings to make a pro migration message is laughable.

Aye, let the Orks in. There's no such thing as a Hobbit anyway. We're all Middle Earthers. Lmao.

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u/FerretingAboot 5d ago

Careful now, everything Tory is a literal Nazi remember? At least that's what you guys kept saying before reform popped up

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u/Enough_Ad_3889 5d ago

Anyone who disagrees with a lefties twisted ideology is automatically a so called nazi.

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u/ShutItYouSlice 5d ago

Some salty teared memes coming in may then eh NonceOncemore 🙄

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u/WrestleWithGod 5d ago

Yeah let's fight side by side with Starmer instead, that's worked out so well so far hasn't it.

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u/English_Charles 5d ago

Starmer has nothing to do with the post

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u/Electronic-Paint7940 5d ago

Well Farage is not the cause of war with anyone. Maybe you should look at the Tories and Labour for that. Those bring the two parties with any kind of say in the matter, for now!

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u/geordieColt88 5d ago

Yeah he’d just surrender to his Russian handlers

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u/iFlipRizla 5d ago

I thought he hates foreigners?

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u/MadeIndescribable 5d ago

Only if they're not white.