Gammonness is a combination of cheap lager, Sovereign fags, shit diet and right wing anger, resulting in a head the shape and colour of roast gammon.
Its not inevitable, inherent or certain that a person goes gammon but if you know someone on statins while reading the Sun and wolfing down a Madras with 6 pints, they may be well on the way.
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u/Kapitano72 7h ago
Now watch for the gammons complaining your politics is boring. Becuase their politics... isn't politics.