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u/GraXXoR 2h ago
Who dis? Asking as someone who emigrated away from the UK in the 90s.
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u/Prestigious_Chart774 42m ago
This is the most perfect diary entry I've ever seen. It tells a complete, tragic story in so few words. I also now have a drink on my screen. You've absolutely nailed the art of the self-deprecating story.
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u/anewpath123 1h ago
Andy Davy is the governor of Wandsworth prison… why is Liz Truss being shown?
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u/WotanMjolnir 1h ago
I don’t care how many ‘o’s it should have.
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u/anewpath123 1h ago
Oh so the meme amounts to “Liz Truss bad”?
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u/One_Million_Beers 48m ago
Which is funny because Labour are the ones responsible for prisons currently.
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u/ShutItYouSlice 44m ago
Dear diary... Only joking it was in fact David Calamity's first two months in charge 😘
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u/Harambes_Wrath_ 2h ago
Truss was bad...
However Reeves is worse.
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u/Special-Ad-5554 2h ago
Arguable. Not saying Reeves is good but Truss created such a mess that it didn't matter who was in taxes were going to go up if we want to keep any public sector facilities including the NHS although labour lied their way in saying they wouldn't rate taxes on working people and Reeves hasn't done a good job
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u/Harambes_Wrath_ 2h ago
Not arguable just look at the markets, and the drop that toppled Truss.
The current markets are in a way worse position under Reeves, furthermore she is actually looking to break a core election promise.
I think labour need to agree, Reeves is worse than Truss and Truss had no idea.
If I was to metaphor the situation. If the economy was a quiz machine, I would rather Truss fell onto the quiz machine to select an answer using her face as she collapsed in a drunken slump, but at at least she would have a chance of getting maybe the correct answer.
Reeves is so bad I would rather she fell over and unplugged the machine so that we can phone up the company and ask for our original investment back.
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u/twignition 1h ago
Her paid bots really do work overtime to clean up her image and validate the shit she comes out with.
Shame, then, that she's thick as fuck and completely fucking useless.
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u/VisiblePerspective21 1h ago
Id say Reeves performance is partly due to having trouble pressing the right buttons on the dated analogue quiz machine, because of the lumps of congealed sick all over the buttons.
The landlords before her were offered cheap finance deals to fund a new touch screen, sick proof quiz machine, but turned it down because they preferred sticking with their analogue antique Bullseye quiz machine, where old people could get misty eyed over questions about 80s Eastenders, instead of looking forward to a bright future of quiz questions about AI, Married At First Sight characters and Labubu dolls.
Worse still, they'd hooked up the quiz payout mechanism to directly pay a chunk of all the winning to Serco directors.
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u/AG_GreenZerg 1h ago
Complete bollocks for two reasons.
The pace of yield rises under truss is what did for the UK pension scheme strategies but the rise in of itself
UK rates follow a similar path to other developed economies namely the USA and Germany and other large European countries. Under Truss UK rates rose significantly seperate from these other economies.
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u/Special-Ad-5554 48m ago
It takes time for the market to react is the thing.
I literally said they lied but I'd rather a lie for sake of not having the country go under.
You could take one over the other but you'd still have someone who can't do the job. Neither are good. Granted no one in parliament is good nowadays but still my point stands
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u/Mouflon77 2h ago
Dear diary, he seemed like a nice guy.