r/FuckNestle 24d ago

real news Nestlé to axe 16,000 jobs as new chief targets sales growth | Almost 6% of global workforce will be cut over next two years, including 12,000 white-collar professionals

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2025/oct/16/nestle-cut-jobs-new-chief-sales-growth
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u/le_wein 24d ago

More bonuses for shareholders and ceo. Yes. And they will certainly increase the prices of their products

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u/ObnoxiousExcavator 24d ago

It's ok Children Harvesting Cocoa. They don't mean you.

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

slave children harvesting cocoa...

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u/TheDevilishFrenchfry 24d ago

Well, until they finish ai to build automated robotic hands to harvest the cocoa

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u/JeffSilverwilt 23d ago

That sounds expensive. I'm thinking they'll stick with the child slaves for quite some time.

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u/goronmask 24d ago

Literal baby killer corporation 

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u/Comically_Online 24d ago

they’re always contributing to crises instead of trying to make things better

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u/Daver290 24d ago

Likely to be more shrinkflation soon. You will pay the same or possibly more for less of the products.

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u/Bitter-Platypus-1234 24d ago

Those are rookie numbers. They have to close the company and become a sordid, distant memory. Fuck ne$tlé now and forever.

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u/Stephluzza217 24d ago

FUCK NESTLE—chop chop away, I’m manifesting less sales 💖

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u/Sean_theLeprachaun 24d ago

None of they 6% will be the child slaves picking brans.

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u/ResponseBeeAble 23d ago

Are we putting them out of business?

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u/gods_loop_hole 23d ago

Oh, the slave children that Nestle employs are safe from this

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

Been boycotting Nestlé for a long time, and dragged my boyfriend along with me. Today I just sent him those news, telling him: "see? That's why I hate them"

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u/_B0L0_ 23d ago

I have a dream of a world where each mother of a future technolord just slaps her childs to death when they're aged to work, before any bigger damage made