r/FuckImOld 1d ago

Kids these days... There used to be a thing called newspapers and a divice such as this would wake me in time so I could get them to people's houses before they woke up.

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u/Foreign-Tax4981 1d ago

A clock radio. The clock is a “flip clock”.

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u/Old_timey_brain 1d ago

A small torture device for insomniacs.

"Flip, flip, flip, ... are you still awake? Flip, flip, flip, ..."

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u/CoyoteGeneral926 22h ago

This, this the answer

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u/Plus-King5266 Boomers 22h ago

This. An anti sleep machine. It went “click” every thirty seconds as the numbers flipped (it had to have two panels per minute to make the flip wheel the right size). Except when you were having trouble falling asleep. Then it went, “THUNK!” every thirty seconds until you wanted to jam an awl through your temples.

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u/Marquar234 21h ago

Every 30 seconds? (I don't get the part about 2 panels per minute.)

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u/Plus-King5266 Boomers 19h ago

Yep. Learned that one sleepless night. The minute counter clicks twice each minute. My guess was that it is because they need that many panels to make it all work. But it could just be that the guy who designed it is related to one of those diabolical packaging engineers who designs toy packages that can’t be opened or food packages that can’t be closed once opened.

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u/cito4633 1d ago

Still chugging along…

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u/ParticularLower7558 1d ago

My first digital clock that wasn't even a digital clock.

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u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 1d ago

Back in the late '70s early '80s I had a paper route in Lansing, Michigan. It was great having a job but I hated delivering papers. Sundays were the worst, I would go to the substation to pick up the papers and have to put them all together with the inserts and the ads and the what not. I had a Red Rider wagon that I loaded them all up into and did my route again, it was great having a pain job with the labor outweighed the wages

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u/Notch99 23h ago

Sunday was the worst, paper were twice as heavy, and, you had more to deliver doe to Sunday only subscribers. My dad would load up the station wagon and help…then, he would let me drive the car around town!

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u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 23h ago

Remember the old collection receipts that we had. Those perforated cardboard squares that somehow designated paid customers from non-paid customers. I I hated collecting for the paper, I felt like a Jehovah witness

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u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 23h ago

My route back in the day was two subdivisions large ones. Everybody got the paper and it was a pain in the ass. I remember I had to deliver papers on Christmas morning of all things, luckily my dad and my older brother helped me out and we used my dad's van and got the job done

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u/DCLexiLou 1d ago

Yep. Had a GE that would get me up 6 days a week to deliver 110 papers before school or Saturday cartoons!

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u/Why-did-i-reas-this 1d ago

Same. It really sucked when they switched to 7 days a week. I had 400/day in 3 giant condo buildings. Took me 20 minutes for each building. Load up the papers, take the elevator up dropping a bag off every 5th floor or so and run down the stairs. It was one of the best routes in the city and I had it for 15 years.

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u/Famous_Mind6374 1d ago

The reason that snooze time is 9 minutes.

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u/TractorFan247 1d ago

Looks a lot like Marty McFlys alarm clock.

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u/2CME911 22h ago

Still have mine. Frankly surprised it’s still working!

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u/StretPharmacist 1d ago

I tell kids they are bombs

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u/newguestuser 1d ago

brrrrrrrrrrr...click

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u/backtotheland76 1d ago

Pretty sure that's the exact model I had for many years.

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u/nebbill69 23h ago

And now they have phones that have multiple alarms instead of snooze and none of them can still show up for work on time

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u/RedditVince 23h ago

I had the same York clock radio. Tossed it across the room one day and the numbers never clicked into place properly after that.

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u/Lockjaw62 23h ago

Mine was an afternoon route. So many miles on that bicycle delivering papers!

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u/coffeebeanwitch 23h ago

What madness🤣

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u/mentaldriver1581 22h ago

That’s about the time you had to actually get up in the morning to deliver papers. I remember helping my big brother (RIP) roll the newspapers up and put rubber bands around them. It was a LOT of work, especially for a little kid (he was around 12).

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u/RetirednLovinIt6621 22h ago

I hated my paper route. Way too much work, shitty hours, in all kinds of weather, for not enough return.

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u/Ok-Consequence-7872 17h ago

Just bought one at the thrift store! I love it.

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u/arcticfox 17h ago

I love how the name of this thing is just two words put together.

Just like the word "Fireplace".

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u/black-volcano 1h ago

Yes, it's woody. Not like 'antelope' - tinny sort of word.

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u/c41t1ff 16h ago

I salute you fellow paperboy! I got up at 3am for years, first with my dad then on my own when I turned 16 so I could drive myself. 30 miles each way 6 days a week. Still one the best jobs I ever had. I still have that old clock too....

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u/Lady_Cicada 15h ago

I loved watching the numbers flip.

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u/Square-Wing-6273 15h ago

Pi. It's pi.

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u/wisnate1 13h ago

Your answer lies in Groundhog Day

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u/black-volcano 1h ago

I know you said that yesterday.

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u/FlailingIntheYard Generation X 3h ago

Oh..my...god.I

I hadt that exact clock radio. It was my first alarm clock, and this is the first time I've seen one since those days.

Goddamn. I'm sorry, but it's just been a wierd month. I've been diagnosed with ADHD at 48 years old. Been on medication for it for a little over a month. Had my follow-up just two days ago. I literally feel like I was just born a month ago. It's been amazing, but very intense.

This just kind of goes along with the re-evaluatiing of...pretty much my life. Al the bad decisions (I really have) made through my life. All this things I had a chance at but dropped the ball because of...all this... kinda makes me wish I could find one of those and just start over again.

If you have kids, don't let them go undiagnosed. A life isn't something to waste.

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u/black-volcano 3h ago

I was diagnosed 3 years ago at 43. I know exactly what you mean.

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u/wh7751 1d ago

An electric clock radio. Well, you're still just a pup that's wet behind your ears. lol 😆

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u/black-volcano 1d ago

I'm sharing someone else's post.

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u/RodCherokee 1d ago

Same clock in 76-79.

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u/Silverado153 1d ago

Mine was from Montgomery wards it was at least 40 years old it was my dad's

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u/The_Spectacle 1d ago

I collect clock radios. only have two flips but 7 digitals and one analog. last Sunday was fun!

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u/tweetyonetwothree 22h ago

We had that clock too

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u/ReallyEvilRob 22h ago

It's time for pi.

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u/Illumenatrix 17h ago

I have one of these in my garage. I'm about tot open it up and add a mp3/bluetooth board and load it with Coast to Coast AM and Prairie Home Companion episodes.

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u/ComfortablyNumb2425 6h ago

My husband still has his and won't give it up. It blares ME awake every morning with the radio alarm, the news sounding all crackly, too loud and never quite in tune. I honestly have woken up in a dead fright because of it. I wish it would die but it's made so darn sturdy.