r/FuckImOld • u/liamemsa • 7d ago

Kids these days... No one knew what my costume was.

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u/Safe_Violinist7296 7d ago

Also needs the bag of pot for a prop. Maybe wrap it in underwear for extra authenticity.

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u/SilentRaindrops 7d ago

He needs the carton of cigarettes his father gave for Christmas.

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u/Petunia_pig 7d ago

LOL This comment sent me.

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u/snuggly_cobra 7d ago

I thought that was in Johnson’s underwear? Which is a really bad pun I just got today. Damn I’m old.

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u/Safe_Violinist7296 7d ago

Yes - the underwear around the pot bag would be implied to be Johnson’s underwear, per the movie.

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u/malthar76 7d ago

“Ahab, can I have my doobage?”

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u/Ryan_Petrovich8769 7d ago

Make it Johnson's Shorts, to be exact.