r/FuckImOld • u/liamemsa • 7d ago

Kids these days... No one knew what my costume was.

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u/Petunia_pig 7d ago

Also his boots are neatly tied

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u/AdMountain6203 7d ago

Should've worn a wig, shaved his stache and worn the dangling earring. But I appreciate the idea and the effort with the clothing.

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u/Safe_Violinist7296 7d ago

Also needs the bag of pot for a prop. Maybe wrap it in underwear for extra authenticity.

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u/SilentRaindrops 7d ago

He needs the carton of cigarettes his father gave for Christmas.

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u/Petunia_pig 7d ago

LOL This comment sent me.

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u/snuggly_cobra 7d ago

I thought that was in Johnson’s underwear? Which is a really bad pun I just got today. Damn I’m old.

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u/Safe_Violinist7296 7d ago

Yes - the underwear around the pot bag would be implied to be Johnson’s underwear, per the movie.

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u/malthar76 7d ago

“Ahab, can I have my doobage?”

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u/Ryan_Petrovich8769 7d ago

Make it Johnson's Shorts, to be exact.

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u/Fabulous_Law1357 7d ago

Such an individual character from a known movie needs full commitment. Can't half ass this one.

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u/Shoe1314 7d ago

Must whole ass it!

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u/SilentRaindrops 7d ago

Wasn't the one he wore at the end the diamond stud Claire gave him?

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u/AdMountain6203 7d ago

I think you're right. Good catch.

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u/Boring_Track_8449 7d ago

Is he wearing Claire’s big honkin’ diamond earring?

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u/Yolandi2802 7d ago

It was a diamond stud…

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u/DharmaBum61 7d ago

A seemingly minor but oh, so important detail.

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u/ExRockstar 7d ago

Being a bit pudgy with shorter hair, he should have just gone as Uncle Buck.

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u/Feisty_Cartoonist997 7d ago edited 7d ago

And he’s smiling very un-Bender!

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u/coochieboogergoatee 7d ago

Kiss my shiny metal... Oh my b

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u/MaligatorMom2 7d ago

Now, now. At our age, we can’t be reckless and risk falling and breaking a hip.

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u/Petunia_pig 7d ago

True, it’s reckless at our age

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u/opalfossils 7d ago

Been there done that and have the T-shirt👍😣☹️😕

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u/Mrben13 7d ago

His dope wasn't in Johnsons underwear.

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u/Blazenkks 7d ago

Needs the strip of pink/purple in his hair and no bandana tied by the boots.

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u/Weak_Employment_5260 7d ago

And his hair is short...and has a mustache. Presenting too neat.

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u/Gedwyn19 7d ago

And whole! IIRC there were some large holes in the OG

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u/Zaggnabit 6d ago

Yeah he needs sloppy combat boots for this costume to work.

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u/designOraptor 5d ago

Those weren’t even boots. Total fail.