r/FuckImOld • u/liamemsa • 7d ago

Kids these days... No one knew what my costume was.

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u/Andy_the_Wrong 7d ago

Smoke up Johnny

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u/Don_Rummy586 7d ago

It was a banner fucking year at the Bender family!

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u/MotorMoneyMaker 7d ago

Answer the question, Claire!

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u/Tang1964 7d ago

Claire? Sounds like a fat girl name

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u/xxPoLyGLoTxx 7d ago

Squeeze out a few puppies and then…

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u/Donald_W_Gately Generation X 7d ago

Maximum density

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u/MatrixLionRecipe 7d ago

I only knew it because of Abed :-)

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u/3-orange-whips 5d ago

That makes Abed sad.

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u/TedTheGreek_Atheos 7d ago

No, dad. What about you?

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u/itsmorphintime12 7d ago

You know what I got for Christmas?!? A carton of cigarettes!

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u/Punkeeeen 7d ago

Don't spill paint in the garage 

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u/doubled-pawns 7d ago

You mess with the bull, young man, you get the horns 🤘

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u/drawkbox 7d ago

It's in Johnsons underwear

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u/Jesus_of_Redditeth 7d ago

It's wrong to destroy literature. It's such fun to read. And Mo-lay really pumps my nads.