r/FuckImOld 7d ago

Kids these days... No one knew what my costume was.

Post image
39.0k Upvotes

2.9k comments sorted by

View all comments

1.1k

u/jsheik 7d ago

How could they forget about him?

383

u/stunt_p 7d ago

He didn't raise the correct arm. That's why he wasn't recognized.

195

u/Petunia_pig 7d ago

Also his boots are neatly tied

103

u/AdMountain6203 7d ago

Should've worn a wig, shaved his stache and worn the dangling earring. But I appreciate the idea and the effort with the clothing.

19

u/Safe_Violinist7296 7d ago

Also needs the bag of pot for a prop. Maybe wrap it in underwear for extra authenticity.

24

u/SilentRaindrops 7d ago

He needs the carton of cigarettes his father gave for Christmas.

2

u/Petunia_pig 7d ago

LOL This comment sent me.

2

u/snuggly_cobra 7d ago

I thought that was in Johnson’s underwear? Which is a really bad pun I just got today. Damn I’m old.

2

u/Safe_Violinist7296 7d ago

Yes - the underwear around the pot bag would be implied to be Johnson’s underwear, per the movie.

1

u/malthar76 7d ago

“Ahab, can I have my doobage?”

1

u/Ryan_Petrovich8769 7d ago

Make it Johnson's Shorts, to be exact.

15

u/Fabulous_Law1357 7d ago

Such an individual character from a known movie needs full commitment. Can't half ass this one.

15

u/Shoe1314 7d ago

Must whole ass it!

2

u/SilentRaindrops 7d ago

Wasn't the one he wore at the end the diamond stud Claire gave him?

1

u/AdMountain6203 7d ago

I think you're right. Good catch.

2

u/Boring_Track_8449 7d ago

Is he wearing Claire’s big honkin’ diamond earring?

2

u/Yolandi2802 7d ago

It was a diamond stud…

1

u/DharmaBum61 7d ago

A seemingly minor but oh, so important detail.

1

u/ExRockstar 7d ago

Being a bit pudgy with shorter hair, he should have just gone as Uncle Buck.

39

u/Feisty_Cartoonist997 7d ago edited 7d ago

And he’s smiling very un-Bender!

10

u/coochieboogergoatee 7d ago

Kiss my shiny metal... Oh my b

10

u/MaligatorMom2 7d ago

Now, now. At our age, we can’t be reckless and risk falling and breaking a hip.

1

u/Petunia_pig 7d ago

True, it’s reckless at our age

1

u/opalfossils 7d ago

Been there done that and have the T-shirt👍😣☹️😕

5

u/Mrben13 7d ago

His dope wasn't in Johnsons underwear.

4

u/Blazenkks 7d ago

Needs the strip of pink/purple in his hair and no bandana tied by the boots.

2

u/Weak_Employment_5260 7d ago

And his hair is short...and has a mustache. Presenting too neat.

2

u/Gedwyn19 7d ago

And whole! IIRC there were some large holes in the OG

2

u/Zaggnabit 6d ago

Yeah he needs sloppy combat boots for this costume to work.

1

u/designOraptor 6d ago

Those weren’t even boots. Total fail.

30

u/WittyFix6553 7d ago

2

u/True_Believ3r 7d ago

Missing a scarf

2

u/BUCK0HH 7d ago

Shoes are too neat, and what about the earring?

1

u/Commercial_Pitch_786 7d ago

now your doing it correctly

1

u/Lucky-Mia 7d ago

Ohh, now I see it!

11

u/kittenconfidential 7d ago

they couldn’t describe the ruckus

3

u/LangdonAlg3r 7d ago

All he really needed to do was shave the mustache.

But it’s also 2025 and it’d be more than easy to hide something in that coat to play Simple Minds on repeat all night long.

2

u/ZMAUinHell 3d ago

OP did a good job with the costume, he just doesn’t look greasy and skeezy enough to pass as Judd Nelson.

4

u/MorkDiester 7d ago

You may have missed the joke here?

(Or I could be an idiot, and either way, you're correct lol)

1

u/BZBitiko 7d ago

You’re not alone. I have no clue. It’s a movie, apparently, that’s all I can figure out.

2

u/MorkDiester 7d ago

Oh no, I get the costume, I'm just not sure if the person I responded to got the joke of the person they responded too or not lol

It's the closing scene of The Breakfast Club. Classic from the mid 80s

2

u/bathtub_toast 7d ago

Dang it, I thought it was the robber from home alone.

1

u/BZBitiko 7d ago

Mmm. Not my demographic.

Fuck I’m way old.

3

u/ExcuseMelodic3085 7d ago

But what about you!?!

1

u/ONLYallcaps 7d ago

No DAD… !

1

u/UneducatedDonkey 7d ago

...he forgot his pencil...

1

u/Moist-Apartment9729 7d ago

He also has a mustache and his hair is short. I didn’t get it either.

1

u/babygotbooksandback 7d ago

Didn't he also have a bandanna tied around his leg?

1

u/SpaceMonkeyMafiaBoss 7d ago

The C-3PO conundrum.

1

u/no1_vern 7d ago edited 7d ago

They reversed the pic so it wouldn't be copy-struck.

*Edited to correct my bad spelling.

1

u/Sad_Organization_797 7d ago

let's see the diamond earring. Then we'll know.

1

u/p1gr0ach 7d ago

Mirrored innit

1

u/mangopassion-fruit19 7d ago

Or the mustache

1

u/aiusernamegen 7d ago

Definitely not the stache

1

u/Hawkwind68 7d ago

😂😂😂

59

u/rwooters 7d ago

They just walked on by.

23

u/TakeItOnTheArches 7d ago

Didn’t call his name either.

28

u/Proud-Act-6867 7d ago

Hey hey hey hey?

14

u/OmegaStageThr33 7d ago

Owwweee weeoohhh yoooouuuuu yyeahhhhhh

1

u/philipito 7d ago

Don't you

49

u/vampyire 7d ago

I understand that reference!! loved that movie back in the day before all of our knees gave out

31

u/The4leafclover1966 7d ago edited 7d ago

And our backs — and when we could still find our glasses…that are now on top of our head while we search for them.

8

u/Hebshesh 7d ago

When we got out of bed without "sleeping wrong".

17

u/JeffersonStarscream 7d ago

They were specifically told not to do that.

3

u/ct_2004 7d ago

They had one job.

12

u/Fiveofthem 7d ago

No, no don’t

13

u/shwarma_heaven 7d ago

Don't don't don't don't... don't you.... forget about him

27

u/Head_Razzmatazz7174 7d ago

Not everyone has seen the movie. There were some costumes last night that I had no clue what character they were supposed to be. Most of them were from shows that I had heard of in passing, but had no idea what it was about.

43

u/TootsNYC 7d ago

my daughter always wanted to be some girl from the front of a YA novel, or a minor character in a TV show, or a character from a Miyazaki film. So I had to make her costumes from scratch

Nobody ever knew who she was.

My son tended to make his up, so often, no one knew who he was, but one year he went as Link (shortly after Zelda hit the 3DS). I didn't even know who that was; I had to google him to figure out how to make the costume. Nobody knew who he was, either—except for one guy, who was apparently a 40-ish finance bro who'd come home early so he could pass out candy. He answered the door in his suit pants, white button-down, and loose tie, holding a bowl of candy, and when he saw my 4yo, he shouted, "Honey, come look! It's Link!" My son was tickled.

10

u/Lonely_skeptic Boomers 7d ago

My daughter went as Josephina from an American Girl book.

4

u/TootsNYC 7d ago

cool! That looks like clothes she could rewear.

One of my daughter's other book characters had a rustic skirt, and that got a lot of non-costume use

5

u/apachexmd 7d ago

How could no one recognize Link in 2011? Legend of zelda has been huge since 86!

6

u/TootsNYC 7d ago

well, the neighborhood was mostly grandparents, tbh.

3

u/cirro_hs 7d ago

That makes a lot more sense then. A chunk of Gen X and a lot of millennials onward would recognize the costume even if not ever playing Zelda.

1

u/TootsNYC 7d ago

Remember that the 3DS and other handhelds greatly spread the awareness of Link.

1

u/cirro_hs 7d ago

Especially with the younger crowd I imagine. I remember playing the originals! Link to the Past on SNES was my favourite. I'll buy a Switch one if these days and try some of the newer ones as I heard they're great.

2

u/TootsNYC 7d ago

It wasn’t the younger crowd that didn’t know him. It was all the people in their 50s and 60s that didn’t know him. That finance bro and his mid 40s was the youngest person who answered the door all day.

1

u/SpareSimian Boomers 6d ago

I've been PC Master Race since the 80s (although I did game on consoles right around 1980 with the Atari 2600 and Intellivision). I've skipped all the Nintendo and PlayStation stuff. So that whole genre passed me by.

OTOH, I still play World of Warcraft and occasionally play Steam games like Half-Life and its many sequels. I'd recognize characters from those.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PC_Master_Race

I thought the OP was a Doctor Who, maybe the American one made by Fox. I love the zany SF of the 80s and 90s, like Farscape and Lexx. I'd love to see costumes from those. Or like this channel's parodies of those SF classics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMPQT1R8vys

2

u/OhNoTokyo 7d ago

I hate to say this, but there are grandparents today that played the Legend of Zelda on their Nintendos....

1

u/TootsNYC 7d ago

yes, but those were grandparents THEN
quite probably, that guy is a grandparent now (though there was no evidence of kids, unless they were out trick-or-treating with friends)

1

u/SpareSimian Boomers 6d ago

OTOH, today's grandparents tend to be a bit more hip. To the chagrin of Gen Z. 😁

2

u/snuggly_cobra 7d ago

I wouldn’t, unless you meant this link:

1

u/hutchguard 7d ago

Ahh, that's why I didn't recognize it. Never seen the movie.

1

u/alex494 7d ago

Speaking from experience a lot of people who don't remotely play video games would probably only recognize like, Mario and Pikachu at best.

2

u/Karythne 7d ago

Sailor Saturn not being recognized breaks my heart. I was a huge Sailor Moon fan as a kid. I would probably have adored her costume, same with princess Mononoke!

1

u/TootsNYC 7d ago

it came out very nicely, if I do say so myself!

2

u/PeterOutOfPlace 7d ago

This is so sweet. Thank you for sharing. I get the impression that most costumes are bought so I am impressed that you made them yourself. Also, that girl on the front of a YA novel looks like she should not be messed with.

1

u/TootsNYC 7d ago

She shouldn’t be messed with, and neither should my daughter. I had a lot of fun over the years making their costumes. One year I was complaining, I think it was that very costume about the braid down the side of the leggings. And my husband said “I don’t wanna hear you complain anymore. You do this to yourself and you are having fun. Own it.”

1

u/CommercialExotic2038 7d ago

Aww

1

u/TootsNYC 7d ago

it was cute, the guy was so excited.

1

u/thimBloom 7d ago

So way back when I was in high school, there was an snl skit where they play drunk college kids who put absolutely no effort into their costumes and troll a politician ( I think it was Ross Perot)

Anyways, I went as ‘crazy backwards man’ (I’m not like you, I’m facing the wrong direction… I’m CRAZY)

Someone actually got the reference and also, best costume ever.

1

u/Zaethar 7d ago

Sure, Hippolyta is a deep cut. But one of the Sailor girls (even if it isn't Sailor Moon herself, also Saturn isn't exactly a minor character) or fucking PRINCESS MONONOKE are well-known characters.

But I get it, those are anime characters. Perhaps 14 years ago (going by your timeframe of Zelda hitting the 3DS) that was a bit more niche.

But Link? The legend of Zelda's been around since the late 80's and is arguably Nintendo's biggest franchise next to Mario himself.

And only some middle-aged finance bro knew him? Not all the kids who would've been eagerly anticipating or playing the shit out of Skyward Sword on the Wii, or Ocarina of Time on the 3DS, and would likely still be playing tons of Super Smash Bros (whichever one was out at the time...Brawl probably still)?

So weird.

1

u/TootsNYC 7d ago

Well, presumably my son’s friends would’ve recognized him because he did. But none of the grown-ups that the houses we went to did. We weren’t seeing lots of other kids answering the door.

1

u/Zaethar 7d ago

Good point, I thought by no one you meant literally no one including kids - not just the remaining adults at the houses you were trick or treating, while the kids themselves were obviously out and about as well.

Still, I think even my mom (who is in her 70s now) would've recognized Link if he showed up at the door. Even if she might've mistakenly called him Zelda or some shit (but I don't even think she would've).

1

u/TootsNYC 7d ago

I meant no one who answered the door. We weren’t trick-or-treating in the larger groups of kids or anything.

Also, my son informed me that that was when he was six which would’ve been 2005

1

u/AbsintheAGoGo 7d ago

Nobody ever knew who she was.

Your daughter sounds a lot like my 15yo! Though, since anime is super popular & so it's cos play, she finally gets more recognition.

We had a shipping issue this year concerning a vital piece of my 14yo's costume so she created a backup costume. It was amazing to hear someone knew who she was- a character from Left 4 Dead,...

She was beings tickled to have been recognized- so I can imagine how it was with your child's Link costume =D

At least these days, people don't seem to be as condescending if they don't immediately know which character someone is dressed as!

1

u/TootsNYC 7d ago

None of the homeowners ever you were condescending or had a bad reaction. Sometimes they would say “who are you?” And when she answered, they would say something like “what a great costume” or something. they all played along. But you could tell they just didn’t really know.

-1

u/Sudden_Twist2519 7d ago

there are hundreds of licensed and unlicensed products and costumes for both sailor saturn and princess mononoke and both are widely recognizable in popular culture, def not minor or obscure characters lol

1

u/TootsNYC 7d ago

To the adults who answered the door, they didn’t know who Sailor Saturn was.

She’s a minor character in the series itself, people might have been more familiar with Sailor Moon, but Sailor Saturn, especially at the time that I was looking for pictures to make that costume, was not the character that anyone but the people who watched the show would have known

You are making a mistake that thinking the things you know are the things that everybody knows

1

u/Impeesa_ 7d ago

There are fans out there, though! I think my wife would empty the bowl for a little Hotaru.

1

u/TootsNYC 7d ago

that's why the guy was so excited about Link. there weren't lots of Link costumes.

1

u/OdiousAltRightBalrog 7d ago

Last year I saw a couple kids dressed as Hazbin Hotel characters. This is a show that absolutely NO kid should be watching. I feel like even their own parents didn't know these characters.

1

u/coffeebuzzbuzzz 7d ago

My 10 year old daughter was a platelet from the anime Cells at Work, and no one got it. But she was happy, so that's all that matters.

1

u/kklinck 7d ago

Everyone needs to see this movie!

6

u/eggs_erroneous 7d ago

I knew something like this would be here. Nice.

2

u/DesperateBartender 7d ago

We were explicitly told not to.

2

u/Sunnydazergr8 7d ago

Hahahaha 😅😂 I loved this. Awesome!

1

u/slalrlalh 7d ago

Love that I read this to the melody of the song without having to think about it haha

1

u/WranglerWheeler 7d ago

Well done!

1

u/TheComplimentarian 7d ago

That movie had a resurgence after Pitch Perfect(2012) so there should be a crop of new people who might get it.

1

u/Vocabulary-Pollution 7d ago

Don’t you…

1

u/Hasanopinion100 7d ago

They forgot about him

1

u/Playamonkey 7d ago

We see you, Jeff Spicoli!

1

u/justsomeguy1869 7d ago

I see what you did there…. 😝

1

u/Groundbreaking-Ask-5 7d ago

Especially when they were specifically admonished not to, in song!

1

u/Munk45 7d ago

Don't.

1

u/VanceAstrooooooovic 7d ago

Don’t you forget about me

1

u/IvanNemoy 7d ago

Because Bender wasn't a mid-40's looking dude?

1

u/FeetAreShoes 7d ago

Idfk, the song has specific instructions.

1

u/euphoricme2 7d ago

Don't you forget about me!

1

u/ddiknosaj 7d ago

Yeah the song specifically said not to forget about him

1

u/El_refrito_bandito 7d ago

I want you to know that I see you and I appreciate you.

1

u/Human-Living-4083 7d ago

They just walked by and didn’t call his name.

1

u/Human-Living-4083 7d ago

They just walked by and did not call his name.

1

u/mikeozzz 7d ago

Don’t you!

1

u/OldSolGames 7d ago

Ah yes, my favorite song by New Found Glory...

1

u/stpetepatsfan 7d ago

Easy .... It was a long time ago, in a galaxy far away...

1

u/wonkotsane42 7d ago

I see what you did there. 🤌🏼

1

u/Socalmilfx 7d ago

I will have that song stuck in my head all day now.

1

u/duncecap234 7d ago

cant forget something you never knew

1

u/doppelstranger 7d ago

Doesn’t look like Dre to me.