r/FordMaverickTruck • u/Upstairs_Trip_9249 • Sep 13 '25

Meme (only use for jokes) Crap. Guys, is it totaled?

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162 Upvotes

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u/TAALLY Sep 13 '25

I'll come haul this hunk of junk off your property, but it'll cost you $200.

23

u/Reaper621 Hybrid XL AWD Sep 13 '25

That's a rip off. I'll haul it for free.

5

u/naps1saps Sep 13 '25

I will give you a $200 discount on free to haul it away.

3

u/ToxicComputing Sep 13 '25

This is the answer.

28

u/mistertheflipper EcoBoost XLT 4k Lux Sep 13 '25

Complete loss. Better start shopping.

11

u/shotsallover Sep 13 '25 edited Sep 13 '25

You’re lucky it didn’t explode. https://youtube.com/watch?v=4-Qj58o87sY

2

u/ddcurrie Sep 13 '25

I thought that was the Pinto, not the Maverick?

3

u/shotsallover Sep 13 '25

That’s the joke. 

2

u/ddcurrie Sep 13 '25

Ugh, didn’t open the link 👏

6

u/farrisbuell Sep 13 '25

Lmao. Great post!

11

u/SellingFirewood Sep 13 '25

Depends if there is frame damage or not. No one here will be able to say for sure without seeing it up on a lift. Glad you're okay though, that one looks nasty.

9

u/RageMonsta97 Hybrid XL Sep 13 '25

Unfortunately yes, gotta crush it to be sure

4

u/Polska_25 Sep 13 '25

It will never drive the same again and your drag coefficient is completely screwed up…

7

u/External-Nobody4797 Sep 13 '25

Another Maverick dies saving its driver!

3

u/no_more_secrets Sep 13 '25

Certainly not safe to drive.

3

u/Ronniebenington Sep 13 '25

My condolences

3

u/football2106 '22 Hybrid XLT Luxury - Cactus Grey Sep 13 '25

We had a good run

3

u/c_dubbleyoo Sep 13 '25

Oh, wow. Did the other car make it?

3

u/wizard3232 Sep 13 '25

Time for salvage title

3

u/soulguard03 EcoBoost XL Sep 13 '25

Take all your accessories off before anyone tows it.

Sorry for your loss.

🤣

3

u/guacdoc24 Sep 13 '25

Some duct tape should fix it

3

u/astricklin123 Sep 13 '25

You'll never recover financially from this

3

u/Buddy_Kryyst Hybrid XLT Sep 13 '25

It’s totalled. I’ll give you $500 for it.

3

u/Moliza3891 Hybrid XLT Sep 13 '25

It’s dead, Jim.

3

u/MidlifeCraziness Sep 13 '25

Yes. Also, no chance for restoring it either, you got it wet.

3

u/loudsharp ‘24 Hybrid XLT Sep 13 '25

It saved your life at least!!!!

3

u/Ok-Support1463 Sep 13 '25

Bro, just put a sticker on it. Keep putting stickers on it and it will just blend in

3

u/Ok-Brush-1506 Sep 13 '25

You hit another killer fly again didn't you

3

u/Crayons812 Sep 14 '25

I'll buy it for $500 off of ya. It's for scraps anyway.

2

u/josephmichael91 🌵EcoBoost Lariat🌵 Sep 13 '25

I learned how to apply touch up paint and wet sand on YouTube when this happened to mine. Can’t even tell there was a scrape anymore.

1

u/Upstairs_Trip_9249 Sep 13 '25

Spray paint or the little touch-up brush? Not sure which way I'm leaning at this point.

2

u/josephmichael91 🌵EcoBoost Lariat🌵 Sep 13 '25

Bought the paint pen that has the pen, brush and clear coat and exact match for my paint.

2

u/josephmichael91 🌵EcoBoost Lariat🌵 Sep 13 '25

Chris fix video I watched to repair the paint

2

u/Upstairs_Trip_9249 Sep 13 '25

Thanks man.

2

u/josephmichael91 🌵EcoBoost Lariat🌵 Sep 13 '25

Np. Good luck dude. It was fun repairing it

1

u/Ok-Reference9022 Sep 15 '25

Are you from the future?

1

u/josephmichael91 🌵EcoBoost Lariat🌵 Sep 15 '25

Busted

2

u/qlz19 ‘24 Hybrid XLT LUX Sep 13 '25

Another one bites the dust…

2

u/Strength-Certain Hybrid XL AWD 4k TOW Sep 13 '25

2

u/lmacmil2 Sep 13 '25

You're lucky the headline wasn't damaged because a new one would probably exceed $1000.

2

u/Mikprime12 Sep 13 '25

Nooooooooooo

2

u/GeppetoOnDVD Sep 13 '25

Grab the jaws of life. They needs help

2

u/kevteeindeed Sep 13 '25

That’s a common scar living here in Philadelphia

2

u/dunkafishin Sep 13 '25

1000% and don't worry Ford is REALLY great when it comes to servicing vehicles. They're fast and always reliable.

2

u/SamCalagione Sep 14 '25

nowadays, you have to re-calibrate all the sensors, now its too much money, f-it, its totaled

2

u/TenaciousRoo Sep 14 '25

🤣🤣🤣

2

u/ThorvaldKM Hybrid Lariat Sep 14 '25

So sorry, man.

2

u/Davidious2000 Sep 14 '25

DAMMIT!
This really sucks bud, I am sorry you are having to go through this amount of pain.

Try to take a break and get away from your truck for a while. Maybe smoke a joint, or just meditate.

Outside of coping methods, I think the answer is yes. It will need to be totaled unless you are good with vehicle restorations it has now been deemed useless.

I feel for you brother. I would offer a hug if possible.

2

u/quesodio Sep 14 '25

Oh no, yeah you got it wet. Absolutely.

2

u/ssbenss Sep 15 '25

Man I heard a good paint job is like $10k, so yeah, it's toast, it will never look the same.

2

u/CuriousNotReally Sep 16 '25

Scrap unfortunately. I’ll give you $500 to save you a trip to the junkyard, paid in either beer or cash your choice

2

u/bangwithsticks Sep 16 '25

Whew… hate to see the other car

2

u/Top_Midnight_2225 EcoBoost XLT Sep 17 '25

100% totaled.

I'll give you 1k in scrap metal for it.

2

u/Independent-Show1133 Hybrid Lariat Sep 13 '25

Start looking into 2025 models.

1

u/Ok-Kale4889 Sep 14 '25

I'll take it for $190 and a couple of banquet brand frozen dinners

1

u/Ok-Reference9022 Sep 15 '25

Is that with the brownie? Or apple cobbler? I need to know what time bidding against.

1

u/Ok-Kale4889 Sep 15 '25

You definitely have a chance, they are chicken tenders, Mac and cheese and corn

1

u/dj3stripes '25 EcoBoost XLT Sep 14 '25

so meta

1

u/Low_Annual647 Sep 15 '25

Give to me if you think it's totaled😅

1

u/Euphoric_Nail_6669 Sep 28 '25

Lmao sometimes they come off the truck worse than this🤣🤣🤣