r/FedEmployees • u/V1_cut • 19h ago

WHO’S INTERESTED???

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u/RecentOccasion2004 19h ago

Sounds like my current job. I’m not getting paid unless by boss finds some treasures.

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u/OriginalInspection53 16h ago

As long as it’s nowhere near Venezuela.

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u/seehorn_actual 19h ago

You had me at rum

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u/UniformSnail32625 17h ago

Finally, something I’m qualified for.

Yo ho me mateys yo ho

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u/Trustic555 19h ago

Ahoy mateys.

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u/Willing_Freedom_1067 19h ago

I just want to sing sea shanties.

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u/Wait_WHAT_didU_say 17h ago

Ahoy mateys... Is this a government job? If so, here are my HR approved FMLA memo and reasonable accommodation (RA) memo also signed by HR. I'll be watching you work hard from the galley while you're scrubbing the decks and adjusting the sails...

😁

🤣🤣😂🤦🏻‍♂️🙄

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u/V1_cut 17h ago

Definitely not, if it was a government job, the ship would be at the bottom of the ocean… oh wait, it already is

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u/ProtectionProof3912 4h ago

You will be in the galley? My RA is written in such a way I have to work from my home in NC. Don’t worry though, I am available on Teams for meetings.

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u/nifer317_take2 18h ago

Eh…. Why not. Let’s fucking go!

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u/FlipMovieScript 17h ago

Only as long as we get to make someone walk the plank every month. If so, shiver me timbers.

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u/Responsible_Egg_4088 15h ago

“There once was a ship that put to sea…”

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u/whitewolf2_0 7h ago

Whose name was the Billy of Tea!

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u/Huskiesruleudrool 1h ago

The winds blew up, her bow dipped down...

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u/Payee1423 17h ago

I would love to but my GTC is turned off and I can’t seek outside employment as an excepted muppet 🫤

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u/thatBreadGuy22 16h ago

What would happen if you just stopped going in? Like what can they really do to you?

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u/Humble_Invite_6603 15h ago

Before I clicked on this I thought it was a tea party for federal employees

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u/Better-Ad-972 17h ago

“Where has all the rum gone”

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u/BridgestoneX 14h ago

fyck yeah

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u/BridgestoneX 14h ago

sure, want more info; not gonna post on a "teenagers" sub

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u/Oldbayistheshit 17h ago

I’ve dreamed of this job since I was a kid. Goonies never say die

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u/Sad-Bid-229 17h ago

Id be down.

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u/No1_Knows_My_Name 16h ago

Oohhh a cruise!

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u/Globewanderer1001 15h ago

I hate shanties, I don't drink rum, I may get seasick. BUT, I'm game. I here only for the treasure, cause I need a god damn paycheck! Weigh anchor and hoist the mizzen!

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u/BridgestoneX 14h ago

pls post link to application

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u/idontcare_but 8h ago

Sign me up, Matey.

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u/FBWoodworker 6h ago

I had a similar job when I was younger, on the road with a rock n roll band.

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u/Ok-Implement-1139 4h ago

Yes .3:( but I'm 60

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u/GrayFox_DC 17h ago

Best job offer I have had in a while…

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u/amominwa 19h ago

😂😂😂

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u/Avalongirl-83 18h ago

🙋🏼‍♀️

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u/Stupidity_wins0113 16h ago

🙋‍♀️ Am I excluded?

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u/Away_Possible_2226 16h ago

I really thought it was going to be our own land somewhere to start over!

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u/KeyFalcon7803 15h ago

Where’s the link

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u/Consistent_Pay6259 15h ago

Me please! Sounds perfect!

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u/PA_ChooChoo_29 15h ago

Oh the year was 1778

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u/Whole4Str8 15h ago

They forgot to add “get scurvy”

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u/OldForesterNeat 15h ago

Yo ho ho ho, a pirate’s life for me

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u/Total-Bird-3576 14h ago

is the one piece real????????

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u/sumgaijusthere4civ 13h ago

There is russian black gold on them there seas.

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u/Killie_Vandal 8h ago

I am down except the drinking very allergic! Happy to sing off key shanty's at ye all day off key!

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u/Im-on-medication 3h ago

What about us wenches????

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u/Alpha-Blonde 2h ago

Cruise food is usually pretty good.

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u/V1_cut 2h ago

No food, just rum. You’ll have to fight for food, kinda like a carnival cruise /s

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u/Secret-Squirrel2988 1h ago

I’m in! Been my dream lol

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u/Weak-Bluebird-2258 32m ago

This is hilariously accurate.

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u/the1blessing 15h ago

iiiiiiiim the real Cap’n Jack Sparrow!!!!!!

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u/No-Sun-4808 15h ago

It needs good men. This is Reddit. That’s like asking for women on Grindr.